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New to this gaff, a lover of Newcastle United, news junky & love all music. Particularly prog rock, anything Steven Wilson touches, Pink Floyd & Agnes Obel, oh & my cat who is an absolute twat
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#nufc Isak's medical scans at LiVARpool.
September 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
#nufc osula for £30m!!! Jesus, have they actually watched him? 👀
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
#nufc #LFC #isak LiVARpool, you've been totally screwed. The rat has only 3 goals in open league play since January. 39 games missed in 3 seasons. He's crap in the air, won't defend, can't do 1 on 1s. And you've just wasted £130m 😆 🤣 well & truly been had. 👏 👏 👏
September 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
#nufc You know we've been shite when Longstaff gets m.o.t.m
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#nufc Well, that was utter shite. Howe got that totally wrong. Osula is terrible, needs selling. Very poor from everyone today.
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
RT @NUFC: How we line-up at Elland Road! 👊
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
#cheful the Premier league corruption in full view. @premierleaguetips.bsky.social @pgmol.bsky.social disgusting decisions.
August 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
#Chelsea #Fulham. Football is gone. That goal should never have been disallowed. What an utter shambles. #cartel wins again. Paid for by the cartel. Disgusting. @thepremierleague you're corrupt to the core
August 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Ignore Isak in the thumbnail this is just 10 minutes of Woltemade goals, skills and assists in HD!

Looks like a great buy for us ⚫️⚪️

#NUFC
Isak out the door? 👀 The BEST of Nick Woltemade in the Bundesliga with Newcastle move imminent!
YouTube video by Sky Sports Football
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
#nufc My wife is German, we watch a lot of German football.. Woltemade is known in Germany as Woltemessi. He's well thought of as the next big thing. If you're not excited about this signing, then football isn't for you. .
August 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Spotted this elsewhere. Love the reaction to Union Saint-Gilloise defender, Ross Sykes, after they drew us in the CL. He was a boyhood Newcastle fan 😁
#nufc
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"I like to be the entertainer!" #NUFC

Woltemade's English is better than mine. Seems like a great lad. Well played Howes.
August 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
#nufc Newcastle have agreed a fee with Stuttgart to sign striker Nick Woltemade.

They have agreed to pay £60m up front plus £4m in add-ons. The deal is a club-record transfer.

The player will travel to the North East to undergo a medical in the next 24 hours.
August 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The four pots for this evening's #UCL league phase draw! 👀
August 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
August 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Mrs J7 getting in those jabs at the swede.. #NUFC
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
#nufc There's 1,000s of us on here, let's follow each other. Just deleted X fir all the shite on there . I follow back.
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Concussion for Schar makes it even more of joke that that clown of a referee, looking directly at Schar going down clutching his head after van Dijk’s elbow (wasn’t intentional), chose to play on.

Needs suspending. His performance was inept on several occasions throughout.

#nufc
◾ "Huge blow" 😬
◽ Joelinton & Sandro Tonali appear to suffer significant injuries ❌
◾ Fabian Schar concussion 👎
◽ Anthony Gordon 3-game ban 🟥

🤕 Worrying Eddie Howe #NUFC injury update after #LFC defeat:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
August 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Apologising for being too keen and a bit daft while one of his colleagues has intentionally sabotaged the start of our season.

Can't stay mad at Gordon 🖤🤍

#NUFC
A lot of neutrals praise for Gordon on the bad place for the way he played before the sending off

Not necessarily for being a striker, but his reading of the game and intelligent pressing and runs
Few shouts that he's good enough to drop into midfield as he ages or if his legs go
#nufc
his apology:
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
#nufc Has anyone seen Paul Mitchell? He needs to get his arse in gear.
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
January 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
#NUFC best left back in the league, best midfield in the league, best left winger in the league, and best striker in the world right now. Things are looking good for 2025. Happy Year, everyone. 🖤 🤍
December 31, 2024 at 5:29 PM
December 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Mainstream Newcastle journalists now saying the same thing I’ve been saying for 3 months. Saudi takeover in name only. So far. Where is the investment in infrastructure and regional investment? Three years in.
🚨 The bombshell admission that has left Newcastle stars wanting out - and why Eddie Howe can still salvage the dream

👇 BIG READ on what has happened to NUFC in 2024…

mol.im/a/14191085
December 14, 2024 at 1:48 PM
#nufc Dubs man, ffs.
December 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM