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I am but a poor #nufc fan and not the app of the same name!
The amount of balls played into the 6 yard box that nobody is getting on the end of is embarrassing.
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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It’s almost like he’s a left winger punted out to the right to accommodate an out of form Gordon
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Barnes making some sloppy decisions unfortunately cause he's getting the ball in very good positions.
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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#NUFC subs vs #WWFC: Ramsdale, A Murphy, Shahar, Ramsey Willock, Miley, Elanga, Wissa, Neave

#WOLNEW
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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#NUFC XI vs #WWFC: Pope; Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Guimaraes, Tonali, Joelinton; Barnes, Woltemade, Gordon

#WOLNEW
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Whatever the goalkeeping question is, Gregor Kobel is the answer. Excellent at everything
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Can I say, I saw little from Trafford to say he's our replacement. I mean as a straight swap for Pope maybe as his kicking seems just as poor. Definitely not as an improvement which is surely what we want.
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
So we play the kids in the second leg then...
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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You Mags 👊
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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I'd heard this morning that a Training Ground announcement was on the way. Confirmed by Craig Hope today.

Important milestone for PIF ownership. People have rightly asked questions about the major infrastructure projects. #NUFC

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January 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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⚫ Will there be January signings? 🔮
⚪ Is there concern Sandro Tonali has had his head turned? 🤔
⚫ What's happening with Will Osula? 🔄
⚪ How would the board react to another cup but missing out on Champions League? 👀

⁉️ "Inside #NUFC" - your Qs answered:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...
Inside Newcastle Q&A: Any January signings? What is happening with Sandro Tonali?
Our correspondent answers your pressing questions about the club as they navigate an intense schedule of games
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Villa away definitely not the best draw.
January 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Nice news, even if his injury record has been less than ideal - and probably affecting his consistency/confidence with a fairer wind this will be a very decent bit of business at a position where there will be a lot of churn as Burn/Schar age out.

Worst case, he ends up as a solid squad guy #NUFC
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Just seen Adam Lawrence has left the U21s after only 5 months. Seriously would like to know what is happening behind the scenes for some many key roles to not last long at all.
January 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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This is absolutely not related to #NUFC but if anyone wants to send me positive vibes regarding my homemade Yorkshire pudding it will absolutely be greatly appreciated!
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Kissy kissy 😚
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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Things You Love to See - FA Cup edition - part 1
#NUFC #FACup
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Hamstring injury for Livramento, confirmed by Howe.
FFS. We need some signings in this window.
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Felt for Botman being left out for the whole of that match. I know the plan was probably to hook Trippier and Botman and injury scuppered that but it's terrible from Howe to risk a player who's suffered from recent injury to play the whole of that game after just coming back from injury. #nufc
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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#NUFC subs vs #AFCB: Pope, Hall, A Murphy, Joelinton, Guimaraes, Miley, Alabi, Gordon, Neave

#NEWBOU #FACup
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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#NUFC XI vs #AFCB: Ramsdale; Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Livramento; Ramsey, Tonali, Willock; Barnes, Woltemade, Wissa

#NEWBOU #FACup
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Today we remember Christian Atsu on his birthday. 🖤🤍

Forever in our hearts. 🙏
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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No VAR this afternoon lxds #NUFC
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM