MisterMagpie
@arrrrjobe.bsky.social
Ffs, if Lewis Hall doesn't get a rest 3-0 up against some Dutch kids, he never will. Grafts so hard every game and constantly getting kicked as well
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Ffs, if Lewis Hall doesn't get a rest 3-0 up against some Dutch kids, he never will. Grafts so hard every game and constantly getting kicked as well
Woltemade should be starting home games and Wissa should be starting away games?
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Woltemade should be starting home games and Wissa should be starting away games?
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“The truth is… you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard to feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard to feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
“The truth is… you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard to feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
But I'm tryin', Ringo.
I'm tryin' real hard to feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
Anyone starting an international brigade that I can join?
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Anyone starting an international brigade that I can join?
Don't worry, we will be a much better side when our best striker is back fit..
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Don't worry, we will be a much better side when our best striker is back fit..
If I ever get a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is go back and cancel the 2025 summer transfer window
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If I ever get a time machine the first thing I'm going to do is go back and cancel the 2025 summer transfer window
Need to get the chequebook out now for a no9
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Need to get the chequebook out now for a no9
We have spent most of this season expectantly waiting to score without actually playing to score. Seem happy to just keep the ball in the opposition half. No wonder we can't break down low blocks
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We have spent most of this season expectantly waiting to score without actually playing to score. Seem happy to just keep the ball in the opposition half. No wonder we can't break down low blocks
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I don't know who the fuck "Molly Mae" is and if you try to educate me on this matter, I'm going to punch you in the dick.
I find the modern world's invasive onslaught of vacuous stupidity wildly offensive. You don't belong in my brain, you aren't worthy.
I find the modern world's invasive onslaught of vacuous stupidity wildly offensive. You don't belong in my brain, you aren't worthy.
January 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I don't know who the fuck "Molly Mae" is and if you try to educate me on this matter, I'm going to punch you in the dick.
I find the modern world's invasive onslaught of vacuous stupidity wildly offensive. You don't belong in my brain, you aren't worthy.
I find the modern world's invasive onslaught of vacuous stupidity wildly offensive. You don't belong in my brain, you aren't worthy.
Yap on all you want about defensive reinforcements but until we get an actual number 9 we are never going to put games to bed and compete against the big spenders.
Don't actually know who this is addressed to but really want to get it off my chest.
Don't actually know who this is addressed to but really want to get it off my chest.
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Yap on all you want about defensive reinforcements but until we get an actual number 9 we are never going to put games to bed and compete against the big spenders.
Don't actually know who this is addressed to but really want to get it off my chest.
Don't actually know who this is addressed to but really want to get it off my chest.
Pep being a bitter winner for absolutely no reason here. Grow up
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Pep being a bitter winner for absolutely no reason here. Grow up
MOTD talking about our pen being soft but no discussion at all of Leeds'
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
MOTD talking about our pen being soft but no discussion at all of Leeds'
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We can’t go on like this.
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
Fat Cat Day 2026 - High Pay Centre
Data shows the average FTSE 100 CEO will take just over two days to earn the median UK worker's full time annual salary. Median FTSE100 CEO pay amounted to £4.398 million (excluding pension), 113 time...
highpaycentre.org
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
We can’t go on like this.
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
Half of our team look like they should be competing for the title and the other half look like they should be playing in the championship.
Still, a good win
Still, a good win
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Half of our team look like they should be competing for the title and the other half look like they should be playing in the championship.
Still, a good win
Still, a good win
Worst game I've seen Lewis Hall have this season and he's not even been bad
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Worst game I've seen Lewis Hall have this season and he's not even been bad
Feel like we're playing as if Woltemade is up front. Need to be releasing Wissa so much earlier
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Feel like we're playing as if Woltemade is up front. Need to be releasing Wissa so much earlier
Just one transfer window I would love for us to be the club that has it's shit together and a signing ready to go through as soon as the window opens
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Just one transfer window I would love for us to be the club that has it's shit together and a signing ready to go through as soon as the window opens
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Into these Eccles Cake eating, Bank of Dave loving, cotton nonces 🦾
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Into these Eccles Cake eating, Bank of Dave loving, cotton nonces 🦾
Lewis Hall deserves better than us
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Lewis Hall deserves better than us
Fuck you work hahahahaha
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Fuck you work hahahahaha
Get into these kangaroo shagging sandpaper nonces
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Get into these kangaroo shagging sandpaper nonces
Quarter of a billion pounds spent this summer btw
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Quarter of a billion pounds spent this summer btw
After a lot of deliberation and in hindsight what is an obvious decision I've decided I'm 💯 Howe out
Andy
Andy
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After a lot of deliberation and in hindsight what is an obvious decision I've decided I'm 💯 Howe out
Andy
Andy