MisterMagpie
@arrrrjobe.bsky.social
It does have the benefit of probably not putting us over our Ryan Air baggage allowance
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It does have the benefit of probably not putting us over our Ryan Air baggage allowance
I think I opened the dick door there, don't worry
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I think I opened the dick door there, don't worry
Get into them and/or fuck em up?
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Get into them and/or fuck em up?
Can't be a pen if the balls not in play. As much as I hate the tory bastards
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Can't be a pen if the balls not in play. As much as I hate the tory bastards
I think he will come good but has only scored for Germany against Luxembourg
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think he will come good but has only scored for Germany against Luxembourg
Yeah I'm banking on disappointment on two fronts again. Like a wise prick once said. Will have to just dust ourselves down and brace ourselves for more disappointment next week (or something)
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yeah I'm banking on disappointment on two fronts again. Like a wise prick once said. Will have to just dust ourselves down and brace ourselves for more disappointment next week (or something)
That one doesn't include vermin sales yet as last seasons
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
That one doesn't include vermin sales yet as last seasons
We need someone with a bit of pace at RWB, Doku v Trippier could be career ending. If we are playing that system I would go Murphy RWB over Trippier despite him never playing well there
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
We need someone with a bit of pace at RWB, Doku v Trippier could be career ending. If we are playing that system I would go Murphy RWB over Trippier despite him never playing well there
Not Zak "kept in the team despite his shite form because his height will be good on Australian pitches" Crawley surely?
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Not Zak "kept in the team despite his shite form because his height will be good on Australian pitches" Crawley surely?
Haha I just had to Google that, always assumed it meant transition to adulthood. Apologies but you get my point
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Haha I just had to Google that, always assumed it meant transition to adulthood. Apologies but you get my point
Haha "PrInCiPlEs" because he chose to represent the country that he spent his formative years in
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Haha "PrInCiPlEs" because he chose to represent the country that he spent his formative years in
😂😂 He's lived here for 20+ years get over it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
😂😂 He's lived here for 20+ years get over it.
If by unreal you mean "I wish it wasn't actually happening" then I fully agree
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
If by unreal you mean "I wish it wasn't actually happening" then I fully agree
I don't know a single person who has mentioned John Barnes since 1999 when people called him a fat useless prick who was just after one last pay day
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't know a single person who has mentioned John Barnes since 1999 when people called him a fat useless prick who was just after one last pay day
People who work there will probably miss it
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
People who work there will probably miss it
I can see this series either making or breaking Carse's England career and definitely breaking Potts. Nailed on Wood will retire after this. He won't be able to walk in his 40s if he doesn't stop soon
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I can see this series either making or breaking Carse's England career and definitely breaking Potts. Nailed on Wood will retire after this. He won't be able to walk in his 40s if he doesn't stop soon
It's hard, my only things that came close to working were walking and drinking but you need to find what works for you
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's hard, my only things that came close to working were walking and drinking but you need to find what works for you
When they contribute to England losing the Ashes they will be thrown back on the Durham scrapheap for a year before they move to Surrey
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When they contribute to England losing the Ashes they will be thrown back on the Durham scrapheap for a year before they move to Surrey
Gutted for you mate. Try to use the time well for you, hopefully they're trying to take the load off for you
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gutted for you mate. Try to use the time well for you, hopefully they're trying to take the load off for you