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do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.
lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.
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absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account
The Talented Mr. Ripley is a Christmas movie AND Die Hard movie.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Talented Mr. Ripley is a Christmas movie AND Die Hard movie.
deeply annoying that the best thing for my curls is air drying because it takes f'ing forever AND i have to look like a sentient mop until evaporation does its thing.
lame!!!
lame!!!
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
deeply annoying that the best thing for my curls is air drying because it takes f'ing forever AND i have to look like a sentient mop until evaporation does its thing.
lame!!!
lame!!!
everyone please watch Chad Powers and then write Danny/Russ/Ricky OT3 fic pls.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
everyone please watch Chad Powers and then write Danny/Russ/Ricky OT3 fic pls.
(deleted just 2 be safe, but goddamn, Karen Alexander y’all. if you ever see her stuff in the wild, grab it. www.instagram.com/p/CvS53pESvP0/)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
(deleted just 2 be safe, but goddamn, Karen Alexander y’all. if you ever see her stuff in the wild, grab it. www.instagram.com/p/CvS53pESvP0/)
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hmm this Art. it speaks to me
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea.
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i only semi-seriously believe that peacemaker season 2 opener spoiled the earth-2 reveal with the dance sequence, but STILL, it's hard to unsee it* when u see it!! @jamesgunn.bsky.social what is the tea.
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
*a certain symbol that if i type it out will be a spoiler, and truly, everyone should watch
been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
been home sick all day, so took a shower early, popped on a clay mask, and listened to some audiobooks, and fully jump-scared the poor delivery driver when I opened the door. reverse trick or treat I guess!!
spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
spotted friggin pickle rick FIRST, & I’m so glad I asked to see the whole thing from the case, bcs it’s an INCREDIBLE vintage georges marciano denim jacket for like $35!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
pins are removable, and pickle rick fell right off! I think the other iron patches are removable as well, but gosh look at her!!
that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
that moment right after sundown when you realize you DEFINITELY didn't have enough water before yom kippur
mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...
Shivers
open.spotify.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
mortifying that the best cardio song three years running is this open.spotify.com/track/50nfwK...
just did this, please do the same if you can.
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log.
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
This tells me two things:
1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day.
(212) 486-4430
hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
just did this, please do the same if you can.
did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think.
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
did a summer at sea once and had to write a term paper on any whale, you bet your bottom dollar I chose sperm whales for exactly the reason I’d think.
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
and I never regretted it not once because sperm whales fucking rule
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
ah, the two genders www.theguardian.com/environment/...
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ah, the two genders www.theguardian.com/environment/...
starting a thredup rec thread, because if I can't justify having something cute and indulgent, maybe someone else will.
(note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)
(note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
starting a thredup rec thread, because if I can't justify having something cute and indulgent, maybe someone else will.
(note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)
(note, there's no referral program anymore, so i get nothing out of temping others to sin, just the pride of a job well done.)
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I rented a room painted this color in San Francisco. I called it ‘uterine pink’.
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I rented a room painted this color in San Francisco. I called it ‘uterine pink’.
this genuinely fucks
millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
this genuinely fucks
brb requesting Them for yuletide youtu.be/rlBskd3IaNw?...
how to write an Alt-J song
YouTube video by FLEECE the band
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
brb requesting Them for yuletide youtu.be/rlBskd3IaNw?...
bless his heart (gave the most gentle block, for his in own good -- like building a bridge over the highway, to let the animals cross safely)
September 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
bless his heart (gave the most gentle block, for his in own good -- like building a bridge over the highway, to let the animals cross safely)
what america lacks in accessible and affordable mental health services, we more than make up with “dean winchester goes to therapy” fics
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
what america lacks in accessible and affordable mental health services, we more than make up with “dean winchester goes to therapy” fics
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Definitely not up at early hours drawing Foundation fanart, no way 👀
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Definitely not up at early hours drawing Foundation fanart, no way 👀