Jordy
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Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day
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me too natalie portman
February 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
me too natalie portman
It’s fucking migraine everyday February I guess
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s fucking migraine everyday February I guess
I’m blaming the weather for all my migraines this week
February 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m blaming the weather for all my migraines this week
Bombing mines and a volcano and killing the creatures that reside in them
January 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bombing mines and a volcano and killing the creatures that reside in them
Do I wait for him to text me or do I text him first? Or throw myself off the roof?
January 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Do I wait for him to text me or do I text him first? Or throw myself off the roof?
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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January 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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Got Dunkin for breakfast. Feelin like Ben Affleck
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Got Dunkin for breakfast. Feelin like Ben Affleck
I love the parrot trinket in Stardew but omg shut up
December 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I love the parrot trinket in Stardew but omg shut up
Thinking about going from drip coffee back to a French press and I’m so worked up looking at cute electric kettles and French presses
December 4, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Thinking about going from drip coffee back to a French press and I’m so worked up looking at cute electric kettles and French presses
Trying to play so much Stardew I forget that Haunted Chocolatier probably won’t be released in 2025 :(
December 3, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Trying to play so much Stardew I forget that Haunted Chocolatier probably won’t be released in 2025 :(
Started listening to the Last Podcasts Dune series. Guess I’m gonna have to drop out of real life and read all the books
December 3, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Started listening to the Last Podcasts Dune series. Guess I’m gonna have to drop out of real life and read all the books
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not now discord kitten daddy’s playing stardew valley
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
not now discord kitten daddy’s playing stardew valley
We are so blessed to exist at the same time as Madonnas Ray of Light
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
We are so blessed to exist at the same time as Madonnas Ray of Light
My roommates cat is my bff
November 30, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My roommates cat is my bff
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November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Well yeah if I get knocked up I’m taking myself out
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Well yeah if I get knocked up I’m taking myself out
Love having 3 days off this week. Today was the sleep in day and I just woke up 😎
November 26, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Love having 3 days off this week. Today was the sleep in day and I just woke up 😎
I’m going to say this Cthulhu plush specifically. My friend Karli loves Pokémon but got this in a subscription box called Nerd Block and showed it to her mom who was like awww how cute is it a Pokémon?!?!
So now Cthulhu IS a Pokémon
So now Cthulhu IS a Pokémon
November 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I’m going to say this Cthulhu plush specifically. My friend Karli loves Pokémon but got this in a subscription box called Nerd Block and showed it to her mom who was like awww how cute is it a Pokémon?!?!
So now Cthulhu IS a Pokémon
So now Cthulhu IS a Pokémon
I’m thankful for coffee
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I’m thankful for coffee
Had 7 vials of blood drawn today at the doctors like 12hrs ago and NOW I’m feeling it.
I still have 4 hours left of work until I can go home and pass out :/
I still have 4 hours left of work until I can go home and pass out :/
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Had 7 vials of blood drawn today at the doctors like 12hrs ago and NOW I’m feeling it.
I still have 4 hours left of work until I can go home and pass out :/
I still have 4 hours left of work until I can go home and pass out :/
Shouts to chile relleno
November 23, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Shouts to chile relleno