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@sincerelysantina.bsky.social
oops I did it again and again and again
@katatdisney.com let me tell you something I want you to rememba these numbers 3,4,2 DASH 6, 8, 9 if you see that shit spray painted on yo house or that damn pizza place you know I’m out lookin fo yo asssss
February 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My ex gf moved to my childhood neighborhood and she drives a jeep. Never see her which is amazing until today. Mutual non jeep wave. happy you know the color of mine toots… I’ll never wave to a white jeep bc there’s always a basic bitch driving it. 👋
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
January 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
do you think when I ignore roughly 4 reels sent to me in a row, delete the thread, and then open it again bc the fifth one comes in hot… I should like that ONE? Does that give a HEADS UP not to send me another thing for the rest of your life or should I just ignore all? They still come.
January 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
@disneydeborah.bsky.social on a real roll this weekend
January 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Long day
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes! Super miserable bc he has to do something he didn’t pick 😂
Is this what it looks like when @sincerelysantina.bsky.social sends her dog out for groceries?
HE’S GOING THE DISTANCE
HE’S GOING FOR SPEED
January 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m literally so sick of not having one friend who owns a hot tub
January 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
went online yesterday morning and picked out a very simple little ensemble for this run coming up and every single piece of it was at my doorstep less than 7 hours later … I can’t fcn believe we used to go to malls for fun
December 31, 2024 at 11:15 AM
What’s the move? Open it for your best friends while they eat a prime rib you cook? To celebrate a new year and move forward from the most devastating one to date? GOD WILLING? Or do you keep it forever, unopened?
You find a bottle of wine your late brother gave to you on an occasion you don’t remember, but you know it was from him. The wax over the cork is distinct and the bottle sells for around $50.
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
You find a bottle of wine your late brother gave to you on an occasion you don’t remember, but you know it was from him. The wax over the cork is distinct and the bottle sells for around $50.
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Hooray for Zofran
December 30, 2024 at 12:00 PM
“I can’t believe people actually come this week! It’s sooo crowded! It’s so annoying!!!” -signed, a local Floridian getting in your way at any Disney resort lobby this week.
December 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I need a z pack and a massage
December 29, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Two NYU theater alumni sitting at my table right now- graduates of Tisch School Of The Arts to be exact and they won’t teach me the Wicked dance like what are you good for
December 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
some mornings you have to wake up in your mom’s bed ❤️
December 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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My goal for 2025 is to develop a way to exude joy to all who need it in their life because without it, life is hard.
December 22, 2024 at 6:28 AM
are people born with addiction? Or do they have addiction thrust upon them?
December 21, 2024 at 2:45 PM
When a man makes a woman mad and then says she has anger issues… what a bitch.
December 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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You’re probably wondering if it’s hard to be a perfect person with beautiful hair and flawless opinions on everything, and lemme tell you something, it really is
December 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
look at the moon
December 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Stalking @shawntucker.bsky.social & @notjustinorlando.bsky.social today 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
December 17, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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I think I have a thing for Salem Witches.
December 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
you’re going to go to work looking as sick as you feel one day and your partner is going to talk your face off while you’re taking a call and you will not bash him over the head with any object close to you. i promise if I didn’t you won’t either.
December 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM