simplythewurst
@simplythewurst.bsky.social
My name is Spike the Living Trophy. Its head and feet are mounted to a trophy board where it is locked until April 13th.
Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social
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discord: dr.socks
Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social
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fa: simplythewurst
discord: dr.socks
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trying to step on somebody tiny but they keep fucking parrying and taking no damage
they're style meter is maxed out and it's just embarassing for you at that point
they're style meter is maxed out and it's just embarassing for you at that point
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
trying to step on somebody tiny but they keep fucking parrying and taking no damage
they're style meter is maxed out and it's just embarassing for you at that point
they're style meter is maxed out and it's just embarassing for you at that point
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Diaper changes in public bathrooms suck...Specially when it's your co-work who catches you mid change....
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Diaper changes in public bathrooms suck...Specially when it's your co-work who catches you mid change....
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Whoever does the pricing at Panera should be prosecuted
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Whoever does the pricing at Panera should be prosecuted
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November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I'm not really into inanimate, but I've had this idea for a while;
bro fr got turned into a piece of glassware.
#transformation #tfeveryday
bro fr got turned into a piece of glassware.
#transformation #tfeveryday
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm not really into inanimate, but I've had this idea for a while;
bro fr got turned into a piece of glassware.
#transformation #tfeveryday
bro fr got turned into a piece of glassware.
#transformation #tfeveryday
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Flirts with you by having the intense desire to be your genitals
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Flirts with you by having the intense desire to be your genitals
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Drew bolds at work, like bro on the left I do not know if he is happy, angry, or both
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Drew bolds at work, like bro on the left I do not know if he is happy, angry, or both
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can you get your oversized, meticulously detailed paws out of the way, I'm trying to figure out what your artist is into
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
can you get your oversized, meticulously detailed paws out of the way, I'm trying to figure out what your artist is into
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"New Sheriff In Town"
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"Well, would you look at that- this handsome devil sure looks familiar. And from the looks of it, your bounty's only gettin' higher.
Now, I bet we can we can double that figure if I let ya go, but you'll have to earn that freedom, if ya catch my drift."
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"Well, would you look at that- this handsome devil sure looks familiar. And from the looks of it, your bounty's only gettin' higher.
Now, I bet we can we can double that figure if I let ya go, but you'll have to earn that freedom, if ya catch my drift."
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"New Sheriff In Town"
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"Well, would you look at that- this handsome devil sure looks familiar. And from the looks of it, your bounty's only gettin' higher.
Now, I bet we can we can double that figure if I let ya go, but you'll have to earn that freedom, if ya catch my drift."
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"Well, would you look at that- this handsome devil sure looks familiar. And from the looks of it, your bounty's only gettin' higher.
Now, I bet we can we can double that figure if I let ya go, but you'll have to earn that freedom, if ya catch my drift."
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F-fffffuuuuhck~!
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
F-fffffuuuuhck~!
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Accepting a collar from your Orc companion not knowing the implications, only for at the end of your journey instead of going "home", you end up transported to the foot of the Orc's bed. Naked.
Everyone, including you, only remembering you as nothing more than the Orc's loyal pet.
Everyone, including you, only remembering you as nothing more than the Orc's loyal pet.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Accepting a collar from your Orc companion not knowing the implications, only for at the end of your journey instead of going "home", you end up transported to the foot of the Orc's bed. Naked.
Everyone, including you, only remembering you as nothing more than the Orc's loyal pet.
Everyone, including you, only remembering you as nothing more than the Orc's loyal pet.
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Micros are safe with me. Im totally a protector. What could possibly go wrong.
*looms ever watching as you go about your day. For hours at a time. Always watching and observing. Sometimes writing in a journal. Sometimes putting objects in the terrarium. Like some twisted experiment. Lab rat = you.
*looms ever watching as you go about your day. For hours at a time. Always watching and observing. Sometimes writing in a journal. Sometimes putting objects in the terrarium. Like some twisted experiment. Lab rat = you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Micros are safe with me. Im totally a protector. What could possibly go wrong.
*looms ever watching as you go about your day. For hours at a time. Always watching and observing. Sometimes writing in a journal. Sometimes putting objects in the terrarium. Like some twisted experiment. Lab rat = you.
*looms ever watching as you go about your day. For hours at a time. Always watching and observing. Sometimes writing in a journal. Sometimes putting objects in the terrarium. Like some twisted experiment. Lab rat = you.
You. Sign over ownership of your cock to me right now. I know how to let you use it better than you do.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You. Sign over ownership of your cock to me right now. I know how to let you use it better than you do.
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You should go a vacation and de-stress by looking at huge feet
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You should go a vacation and de-stress by looking at huge feet
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Still absolutely adore the one you did for me a bit back!
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Still absolutely adore the one you did for me a bit back!
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nullvember y'all
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
nullvember y'all
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November 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Zach and his buddy @tagtigon.bsky.social decided to give each other somethin good to try :3
Ych by @markybuns.art ! Thank you!
Ych by @markybuns.art ! Thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Zach and his buddy @tagtigon.bsky.social decided to give each other somethin good to try :3
Ych by @markybuns.art ! Thank you!
Ych by @markybuns.art ! Thank you!
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A strong aromatic coffee beverage for sophisticated ass loving Rodents of class.
October 8, 2023 at 11:11 PM
A strong aromatic coffee beverage for sophisticated ass loving Rodents of class.
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Vic wanted to join Xins group~
And Xin just had the right test in mind for the entry exam :3
Vic is @vicncar.bsky.social
Art by the very nice @pozolebun.bsky.social \o/
And Xin just had the right test in mind for the entry exam :3
Vic is @vicncar.bsky.social
Art by the very nice @pozolebun.bsky.social \o/
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Vic wanted to join Xins group~
And Xin just had the right test in mind for the entry exam :3
Vic is @vicncar.bsky.social
Art by the very nice @pozolebun.bsky.social \o/
And Xin just had the right test in mind for the entry exam :3
Vic is @vicncar.bsky.social
Art by the very nice @pozolebun.bsky.social \o/
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Just a few nosy werewolves, what could happen? :3 Ignore all the fur growing in
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just a few nosy werewolves, what could happen? :3 Ignore all the fur growing in
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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_47@29-06-2017_11-49-43.jpg
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_47@29-06-2017_11-49-43.jpg
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paw doodle from last month
lost the motivation to finish it so never posted it g5b43pçgioub5npç4g
lost the motivation to finish it so never posted it g5b43pçgioub5npç4g
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
paw doodle from last month
lost the motivation to finish it so never posted it g5b43pçgioub5npç4g
lost the motivation to finish it so never posted it g5b43pçgioub5npç4g