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My name is Spike the Living Trophy. Its head and feet are mounted to a trophy board where it is locked until April 13th.

Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social

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discord: dr.socks
h-hey! take this off!
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Not again....
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@blueballsfa.bsky.social was a good friend to volunteer by my side to take off some of my time! Now I get to inform him about the tricks and tasks us trophies are punished with. He says he wish he would've known he would still feel pent up from his cock, but if I brought that up he might've said no!
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@llwynog.bsky.social was in the next trophy group and he spent a little too long looking at how trophies were made. Warning to not be too interested in the process or you'll get a firsthand view.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Forgot who I turned into these socks to tag them. Oh well, thanks for keeping my feet warm, loser. Too bad you feel too soft to ever change back
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@trianglefox.bsky.social is glad to have me as a pet micro, even if he doesn't look that excited now. I promise I am a really good paw toy and do my best!
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@minosnemo.bsky.social decided to go to a beginner's Magic tournament where the prize is a title and a gift card. When it's over, he finds out why everyone seemed so eager to lose...
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@pupkerb.bsky.social filled in one of those surveys at the end of the tour asking what the trophy makers needed to sell next. Luckily the fine print allows survey-takers to be the first recipients of any new models! New interactive trophies are always popular in the exhibit hall
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The amount of money someone paid to force me to see and immediately dismiss this notification could have completely funded my shrink ray project two times over.
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@mysticotter.bsky.social decided to lag behind the tour group at the trophy factory. now he can model the new line of trophy designs focused more on denial in multiple ways!
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well, @pacotherat.bsky.social left his ref sheet out. I used the opportunity to show off what I can do to silly furs who let me edit their character sheets. Selling some height and cock-size by the way, $4/oz.
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sheridan the demi-skunk has to abide by the rules of the university and present his bare paws when requested by a staff member to ensure standards. Will you let him go with those sweaty paws, or have him lick them clean? it's just what anthros who want to be barefoot on campus have to do
October 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@rigorousseven.bsky.social visited me in the trophy factory recently, and I decided to sign it up for a stay as a trophy as well for awhile! The staff give me less time for every person I sign up, so if I recognize you you may share the same fate. Now it's being installed next to me, hope it's happy
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Spike was loaned out to the university for the architecture lecture. There's a debate on whether living trophies count as live loads (furniture & people) or dead loads (structure and fixtures). Also the science department experimented on him hence the massive feet. Dw he loves the humiliation
Sketch
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did I spend $2 at office max for a little rocket on my backpack or did I turn a lucky follower into this cheap little plush? The world will never lnow
October 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
when you lick spike's paws they can taste like this btw
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
See Kobold, Post Kobold

Socks is a kobold who is now a cyborg. He got pretty messed up at Big MT, and sometimes that gives him new interests and ideas he wouldn't have originally. Art by g472y on FA.
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
some tour guides are nice, others like @iondaykyoko.bsky.social are a little mean to the trophies. Here poor Spike is being subject to another losing trial. Too bad it's just an object and can't defend itself...
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
September 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Spike started complaining that it really wanted to go back to normal, and the attendant on duty for tours was tired hearing it whine. So he brought together a nice collection of his and other workers' socks to keep Spike occupied for awhile.
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My turn
September 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sheridan is a demi-skunk who was born human. He's still very shy and embarrassed about his changes and always wears his jeans and sweatshirt to cover up. But he owes you for that work you did for him, and he's ready to let you touch anywhere that isn't covered for a short while.
September 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Saw a guy turn into a fox on my way to college. You'd think he'd notice bursting out of his shoes, but pawpads do feel really nice to walk on
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Alright! Spike's first public ref is done! Thank you everyone, it'll be back to normal in April. Probably.
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM