simplythewurst
@simplythewurst.bsky.social
My name is Spike the Living Trophy. Its head and feet are mounted to a trophy board where it is locked until April 13th.
Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social
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discord: dr.socks
Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social
🔞
fa: simplythewurst
discord: dr.socks
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checking in on an old crush
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
checking in on an old crush
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youre cursed to grow every time you jerk off
or at least your hands, feet, (both of which become big squishy paws) dick, and brand new snout are...
have fun!
or at least your hands, feet, (both of which become big squishy paws) dick, and brand new snout are...
have fun!
January 29, 2026 at 8:05 AM
youre cursed to grow every time you jerk off
or at least your hands, feet, (both of which become big squishy paws) dick, and brand new snout are...
have fun!
or at least your hands, feet, (both of which become big squishy paws) dick, and brand new snout are...
have fun!
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"Warning, touching all fours to the dirt while passing under a fallen tree may result in instant coyotification"
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
"Warning, touching all fours to the dirt while passing under a fallen tree may result in instant coyotification"
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"Security Leak"
--
"Listen, Rookie, not the best time-
I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core.
Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here.
Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy.
Unrelated question:
Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"
--
"Listen, Rookie, not the best time-
I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core.
Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here.
Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy.
Unrelated question:
Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"Security Leak"
--
"Listen, Rookie, not the best time-
I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core.
Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here.
Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy.
Unrelated question:
Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"
--
"Listen, Rookie, not the best time-
I'm uh, cracking the Badoon ship's central security core.
Yeah it's uh, pretty technical- gonna need a minute here.
Just distract those sentries for a bit longer, buddy.
Unrelated question:
Who the flark designs a transparent bathroom?"
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An odd request, but the customer's always right — no matter how small they are~
(Comm for @tikofluff.bsky.social)
(Comm for @tikofluff.bsky.social)
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
An odd request, but the customer's always right — no matter how small they are~
(Comm for @tikofluff.bsky.social)
(Comm for @tikofluff.bsky.social)
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he doesn't play dead so much as sleep /really/ deeply
(also thank u...)
(also thank u...)
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
he doesn't play dead so much as sleep /really/ deeply
(also thank u...)
(also thank u...)
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Art for @boltrailwaydog.bsky.social
.o O 0 O
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( =\ |══|=▏□ □▕
/_⊙⊙═◎◎╙....⊙⊙═⊙⊙┘ . . . .
.o O 0 O
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( =\ |══|=▏□ □▕
/_⊙⊙═◎◎╙....⊙⊙═⊙⊙┘ . . . .
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Art for @boltrailwaydog.bsky.social
.o O 0 O
┌┐____
_| |_|□ | ┌════┐
( =\ |══|=▏□ □▕
/_⊙⊙═◎◎╙....⊙⊙═⊙⊙┘ . . . .
.o O 0 O
┌┐____
_| |_|□ | ┌════┐
( =\ |══|=▏□ □▕
/_⊙⊙═◎◎╙....⊙⊙═⊙⊙┘ . . . .
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New Mango redesign
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
New Mango redesign
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The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of
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mycologist goblin studying shrooms
#goblinweek
#goblinweek
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
mycologist goblin studying shrooms
#goblinweek
#goblinweek
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Burroughs Wellcome Fund Headquarters designed by architect Paul Rudolph (1971) r/brutalism
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Burroughs Wellcome Fund Headquarters designed by architect Paul Rudolph (1971) r/brutalism
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January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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"I cooked with this one" I say as I'm actively getting cooked 😖💦
January Patreon reward for @foxes-but-furrier.bsky.social!
[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart #paws #nsfw ]
January Patreon reward for @foxes-but-furrier.bsky.social!
[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart #paws #nsfw ]
January 21, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"I cooked with this one" I say as I'm actively getting cooked 😖💦
January Patreon reward for @foxes-but-furrier.bsky.social!
[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart #paws #nsfw ]
January Patreon reward for @foxes-but-furrier.bsky.social!
[ 🗡🐾 ] [ #furryart #paws #nsfw ]
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[NSFW][M]
You need an S Rank to qualify for handling Rocket's equipment.
You need an S Rank to qualify for handling Rocket's equipment.
January 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
[NSFW][M]
You need an S Rank to qualify for handling Rocket's equipment.
You need an S Rank to qualify for handling Rocket's equipment.
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It looks so easy on Corey here but it needs lot of practise and skill to do cumbubbles! <3
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It looks so easy on Corey here but it needs lot of practise and skill to do cumbubbles! <3
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sock tf is kinda neat 🐻🧦
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
sock tf is kinda neat 🐻🧦
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The heavy snow means #fursuit Diego got to go out and play. There was a lot to slide across today, honk! Still coming down too, so looks like it'll be here a while
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The heavy snow means #fursuit Diego got to go out and play. There was a lot to slide across today, honk! Still coming down too, so looks like it'll be here a while
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Here’s the full as well
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Here’s the full as well
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Getting caught by the toony gas can be smelly, so smelly infact you'd become the very Skunk Toon you were meant to be :3 Another oldie but goldie sequence :3 🦨 #TFTuesday #TFEveryday #Transfur #TFSky #skunk #rodent #furry #cute
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Getting caught by the toony gas can be smelly, so smelly infact you'd become the very Skunk Toon you were meant to be :3 Another oldie but goldie sequence :3 🦨 #TFTuesday #TFEveryday #Transfur #TFSky #skunk #rodent #furry #cute
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Attempt to make a splash art illustration
featuring rocket of course
featuring rocket of course
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Attempt to make a splash art illustration
featuring rocket of course
featuring rocket of course
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July 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:29 PM