Regular-sized Reggie
@simplyreg.bsky.social
part-time lover. full-time hater. hooptie owner. snake keeper. cautionary tale.
I realize I’m saying this as a big winter storm is looming, but there’s only a few more weeks of cold weather left for me to rock my winter clothes.
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I realize I’m saying this as a big winter storm is looming, but there’s only a few more weeks of cold weather left for me to rock my winter clothes.
Just ironed my trousers and shirts for next week at work. Now my Monday off will be stress-free. Look at me, figuring things out 2/3 of the way through life!
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Just ironed my trousers and shirts for next week at work. Now my Monday off will be stress-free. Look at me, figuring things out 2/3 of the way through life!
It’s bittersweet seeing Canada move on after the breakup with America…
Who else is excited that Canada has dropped tariffs on Chinese EVS from 100% to 6.1% for the first 49,000 units?
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
It’s bittersweet seeing Canada move on after the breakup with America…
Flirted with the idea of buying a new car this week. At first, I had considered moving up to something bigger than my current daily driver. However, the payment calculator quickly changed my mind!
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Flirted with the idea of buying a new car this week. At first, I had considered moving up to something bigger than my current daily driver. However, the payment calculator quickly changed my mind!
It’s been a little over three weeks since these rascals moved in. They’re no longer roommates. The super pastel is being a picky eater. Meanwhile, the pied het albino is a sneaky garbage disposal (won’t take food from tongs, but anything left in the cage will vanish overnight.)
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It’s been a little over three weeks since these rascals moved in. They’re no longer roommates. The super pastel is being a picky eater. Meanwhile, the pied het albino is a sneaky garbage disposal (won’t take food from tongs, but anything left in the cage will vanish overnight.)
It just hit me. This Venezuela thing is basically the plot of the Norwegian TV series, “Occupert” [“Occupied”], but with yanqui characteristics.
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It just hit me. This Venezuela thing is basically the plot of the Norwegian TV series, “Occupert” [“Occupied”], but with yanqui characteristics.
I’m not leaving my house until next year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m not leaving my house until next year.
Failed to win the $1B Powerball lottery.
My Christmas is ruined.
My Christmas is ruined.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Failed to win the $1B Powerball lottery.
My Christmas is ruined.
My Christmas is ruined.
This was his goal from the start. Build the hype (and hate) train up to score a massive payday fight with an A-lister. Paul and anyone with two brain cells knew AJ would clear him, but that wasn’t the point. So he ran away for a few rounds, then faced the music and collected his check.
What I want to know is how did this fight happen?
Like, the one thing I know about Paul is his whole "career" is a carefully choreographed series of show fights against long retired men who will go easy on him for the money, how did he end up fighting Anthony Joshua???
Did he forget???
Like, the one thing I know about Paul is his whole "career" is a carefully choreographed series of show fights against long retired men who will go easy on him for the money, how did he end up fighting Anthony Joshua???
Did he forget???
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This was his goal from the start. Build the hype (and hate) train up to score a massive payday fight with an A-lister. Paul and anyone with two brain cells knew AJ would clear him, but that wasn’t the point. So he ran away for a few rounds, then faced the music and collected his check.
Reposted by Regular-sized Reggie
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
Powerball lottery drawing is tonight. Will someone hit the $1B jackpot or will it climb higher?
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Powerball lottery drawing is tonight. Will someone hit the $1B jackpot or will it climb higher?
You know you’ve gotten old when your Friday night becomes prime time for doing laundry and household chores.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You know you’ve gotten old when your Friday night becomes prime time for doing laundry and household chores.
Back on my bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Back on my bullshit.
Used my lunch break today to remove the cheap battery switch that I added to the Suburban. It’s a long shot, but I’ll be SO pumped if that was reason the car keeps cutting out on me at random.
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Used my lunch break today to remove the cheap battery switch that I added to the Suburban. It’s a long shot, but I’ll be SO pumped if that was reason the car keeps cutting out on me at random.
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
Amazon cart loaded. I’m about to fire the “parts cannon” at my Suburban.
a cartoon character standing next to a large cannon
ALT: a cartoon character standing next to a large cannon
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Amazon cart loaded. I’m about to fire the “parts cannon” at my Suburban.
Stopped procrastinating and got my flu shot yesterday. Re-upped for Covid and Tetanus while I was at it.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Stopped procrastinating and got my flu shot yesterday. Re-upped for Covid and Tetanus while I was at it.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I hope you played the lottery today, @emicidal.bsky.social! The Suburban’s CEL came on and the engine cut out on me BEFORE I GOT OUT OF THE PARKING LOT! AND IT’S A TINY PARKING LOT!
Its going to stop working right after you get it back, isn't it?
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hope you played the lottery today, @emicidal.bsky.social! The Suburban’s CEL came on and the engine cut out on me BEFORE I GOT OUT OF THE PARKING LOT! AND IT’S A TINY PARKING LOT!
Tinfoil hat time! The French finally got fed up with us clowning them. So, they created Wemby to destroy our basketball league.
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Tinfoil hat time! The French finally got fed up with us clowning them. So, they created Wemby to destroy our basketball league.
Mechanic called this afternoon. 3 weeks, 2 visits, and 11 million dollars later…my Suburban is *allegedly* running properly now. They said they kept it a few extra days and drove it around to make sure it was fixed.
later.my
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mechanic called this afternoon. 3 weeks, 2 visits, and 11 million dollars later…my Suburban is *allegedly* running properly now. They said they kept it a few extra days and drove it around to make sure it was fixed.
Graffiti from today’s walk
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Graffiti from today’s walk
Saw TRON: ARES at the movies this morning. Ngl, I enjoyed it. Might even buy the DVD when it comes out.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saw TRON: ARES at the movies this morning. Ngl, I enjoyed it. Might even buy the DVD when it comes out.
I don’t want to wish away the nice weather, but I have a ton of sweaters on standby right now.
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t want to wish away the nice weather, but I have a ton of sweaters on standby right now.
A fun part of getting old is trying to determine where/how you ended up with some new ache or pain that has appeared seemingly out of thin air.
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A fun part of getting old is trying to determine where/how you ended up with some new ache or pain that has appeared seemingly out of thin air.
Finally set up the PS5 that my buddy gave me when he upgraded to a fancier model. Farewell, productivity!
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally set up the PS5 that my buddy gave me when he upgraded to a fancier model. Farewell, productivity!