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Regular-sized Reggie
@simplyreg.bsky.social
part-time lover. full-time hater. hooptie owner. snake keeper. cautionary tale.
Case in point? Today I’m wearing chinos, an Oxford shirt, sweater vest, and a velveteen blazer with a brocade cloth lining. I’d be sweating like a pig if the weather were any warmer (50 F)
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🇺🇸: [typing into ChatGPT] tell me how to free-base cocaine and smoke meth at the same time.
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Just a wee bit longer 😆
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Sweet because good for them…and bitter because I wanna be part of it too!
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
As for needing more space, I have a whole CHEVY SUBURBAN parked outside! I spend a little more time and money getting it sorted out and viola! I have PLENTY of cargo space! And it’s so old that the taxes are almost nonexistent!
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
My daily is 12 years old, but running fine and only has 60K miles. It could probably use new shocks, but that’s maybe the equivalent of three new car payments? Plus, my insurance and property taxes stay the same (or decrease!)
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Meanwhile, Ukrainians looking at them like
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a rack of ties .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Yup! Cash payout around half that figure. Probably priced out of Toronto, but that could definitely get you a nice spot in Sunnyvale.
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Added 2 more snakes to the menagerie…
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MegaMillions went up to $4 or $5 (claiming the upside was bigger jackpots), but PB is still $2

Shit odds for multistate lotteries in general, but when the jackpot gets this big I feel like you gotta pull the trigger.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
$2 for a lightning strike chance to escape this chaos and never look back? People are *definitely* still playing.
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Me, after knocking out 3 loads of laundry at once because everyone else has a social life so all the machines were available.
a baby yoda is holding a cup of coffee in his hands .
ALT: a baby yoda is holding a cup of coffee in his hands .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Update: the switch was not the reason…and since I removed it the battery has now died.

I have a pile of sensors and other parts to install next time we get a clear day in the 50s or higher. Maybe one of those will solve the problem?
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
lol, not yet
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM