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Arthur Simon
@simonearth.bsky.social
artist + actor in Texas

https://simonearth.com/art/
CURRENT LISTINGS https://simonearth.etsy.com
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rock dude among cactuses #rock #art #garden #minimalism
Today I Learned
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Texas loves talking about its Texans, yet Ronny Jackson and AG Commish Sid Miller vanished from the TX news
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
made some lil guys #rocks
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
things don't generally bode well unless your name is Bode
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
an AI-generated poster for an artists' market has got to be one of the saddest things I've seen all year and I see lots of sad things
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Elementary School, my dear Watson
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by Arthur Simon
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wanted a muscle car but could only afford a stapedius
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
no matter who wins in NYC, salsa loses
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
not the obituary we wanted! Do better, Death.
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Ok who's the wise guy that keeps turning my face to alabaster?
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
handing out Tylenol to trick or treaters this year
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Arthur Simon
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
has my left palm always had this asshole pattern?
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I need your very worst #fantasyfootball starts
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
new block on the block #gardenrocks
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
added to #Group7 over a hundred pounds of #art
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if I were famous I'd be glitzy but slow and purposeful and change my name to Deliberace
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Rocks à la Carte #etsy #art #rocks
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
dear sweet summer child @castingnetworks.bsky.social you really don't understand how utterly replaceable you are, do you
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Arthur Simon
Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.

Check out how tiny the crowds were:

Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties (Published 2009)
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
making my coffee weak as hell to save money makes me inclined to drink less, thus saving more money. God is dead.
October 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
bad day for Burger King
October 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
ok I'm here... where are the rest of the Tories? #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ART
Holy crap Kara Walker chopped up a Stonewall Jackson statue and revealed a monster
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM