Arthur Simon
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surprised to see that George Clooney is still acting... he's far too old and needs to step down for the good of the industry
Sinners, Ryan Coogler’s critically and commercially acclaimed supernatural thriller, has become the first film to be nominated for 16 Academy Awards.
Sinners becomes first film in history to earn 16 Oscar nominations
Ryan Coogler’s ghost story breaks records as One Battle After Another trails in second with 13 nods and Marty Supreme, Sentimental Value and Frankenstein trail with nine apiece
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
surprised to see that George Clooney is still acting... he's far too old and needs to step down for the good of the industry
Keep Christ in Jesus Fucking Christ
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Keep Christ in Jesus Fucking Christ
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Really wish the asshole Europeans would understand that this isn’t the U.S. starting an imperial expansion.
This is an eviscerated shell of a U.S. government being used as a weapon by *international* tech oligarchs to end traditional, democratic nations and replace them with a tech-run dystopia.
This is an eviscerated shell of a U.S. government being used as a weapon by *international* tech oligarchs to end traditional, democratic nations and replace them with a tech-run dystopia.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Really wish the asshole Europeans would understand that this isn’t the U.S. starting an imperial expansion.
This is an eviscerated shell of a U.S. government being used as a weapon by *international* tech oligarchs to end traditional, democratic nations and replace them with a tech-run dystopia.
This is an eviscerated shell of a U.S. government being used as a weapon by *international* tech oligarchs to end traditional, democratic nations and replace them with a tech-run dystopia.
please excuse me while I eat this vinegar and baking soda sandwich
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
please excuse me while I eat this vinegar and baking soda sandwich
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did ACTING this week
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
did ACTING this week
Wouldnt that be nice
South Korea sentences former leader Yoon to five years in prison ft.trib.al/i9XbjHD
South Korea sentences former leader Yoon to five years in prison
Impeached ex-president faces verdict on insurrection charge next month over failed martial law bid
ft.trib.al
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Wouldnt that be nice
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You wanna know something clever? By design, you can't find a U.S. citizen in ICE's detainee lookup because you can't select USA as country of birth.
Fuckers.
locator.ice.gov/odls/#/search
Fuckers.
locator.ice.gov/odls/#/search
locator.ice.gov
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You wanna know something clever? By design, you can't find a U.S. citizen in ICE's detainee lookup because you can't select USA as country of birth.
Fuckers.
locator.ice.gov/odls/#/search
Fuckers.
locator.ice.gov/odls/#/search
Futures are down. Time to invest in Pasts.
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Futures are down. Time to invest in Pasts.
Slightly diminish a game:
Super Mario Lanza
Super Mario Lanza
Slightly diminish a game:
Microsoft Flight Rescheduler.
Microsoft Flight Rescheduler.
Slightly diminish a game:
Mortal Wombat
Mortal Wombat
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Slightly diminish a game:
Super Mario Lanza
Super Mario Lanza
This is an older piece that I finished repairing, now it just needs a good home simonearth.etsy.com/listing/4438...
simonearth.etsy.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is an older piece that I finished repairing, now it just needs a good home simonearth.etsy.com/listing/4438...
It feels unfair that Paris Hilton is selling knives when it should be Britney Spears
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
It feels unfair that Paris Hilton is selling knives when it should be Britney Spears
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Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX-R): "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX-R): "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
The Right went from Don't Tread on Me to Comply or Die in 12 months.
George Bailey ran, so Officer Bert was justified shooting into the crowd I guess
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
George Bailey ran, so Officer Bert was justified shooting into the crowd I guess
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
grok, please remove the emperor's clothing
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
grok, please remove the emperor's clothing
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my ears are burning, which means the flu is talking about me
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
my ears are burning, which means the flu is talking about me
these Michael Bay Transformers movies are an absolute mess. How do people watch this?
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
these Michael Bay Transformers movies are an absolute mess. How do people watch this?
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
who went en passant in the pool? Gross!
Underwater chess champions compete for world title
Underwater chess champions compete for world title
Using weighted pieces and magnetic boards, players of the hybrid sport must complete each move in one breath.
www.bbc.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
who went en passant in the pool? Gross!
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
I'm an expert in the Avant GERD
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm an expert in the Avant GERD