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ill. eagle. alien.
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There’s never been a better use of this meme in meme history. 😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
See you on the streets.
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dear Leader knows math good!
Trump: I want to get the drug prices down by 1,000%, 1,200%. You know what I mean by that.. We'll have drug prices coming down by 500, 600, 800, even 1,200%.
August 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Take note.
June 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Exactly. The 130-day limit just happened to be the one law Elon Musk decided to comply with? Nonsense. The ketamine-infused crackpot had his ass handed to him by the courts and by public opinion and—most deliciously—by his own jackassery. LMAO and good riddance.
Give me a break, Musk is not leaving because his scheduled time is up

The litigation held him accountable, & for that & other reasons he became politically unpopular & a liability

He lost. Democracy won. Only one round of the fight but a biggie!
May 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A cold open?
a MAGA influencer in today's White House briefing suggests joe Biden was responsible for rising suicide rates
April 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
…and Pee Wee German puckers with pride…
lmao Hannity's Trump accomplishments ticker got even more pathetic
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Seeing claims about the judge "hiding" the defendant. Read the complaint, folks (written by DOJ). The guy was literally in the public area where the agents were. I guess he got on an elevator before they could get to him. The complaint says after letting the defendant exit she came back to the bench
April 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Reminder that words matter. You can’t “deport” a US citizen. You might be kidnapping, disappearing, exiling, expelling, illegally removing, etc., but you’re not “deporting” a US citizen.
April 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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CEO of The Federalist is opening calling on Trump to defy the Supreme Court.
April 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Just to be clear, I'm advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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And just like that. Leverage.

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
1. Collect underpants

2. ?

3. Profit
Explaining the tariff rate methodology:
April 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
‘The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief.’ - Orwell

On April 5, we’re uniting to say Hands Off! Join me to fight back against Trump’s unprecedented power grab. app.sosha.ai/s/vKgUuwCE
Join me on April 5th
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March 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
To be fair, who among us hasn’t sent the ol’ ‘currently clean on OPSEC’ drunk text?
I’m sorry but I’m still thinking about the Secretary of Defense texting “We are currently clean on OPSEC” to a group chat that, unbeknownst to him, included the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic magazine.
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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And that’s on that 😌
AOC: One thing I love about Arizonans is that you all have shown that if a US Senator isn’t fighting hard enough for you, you’re not afraid to replace her with one who will.
March 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This ok?
The credulity is off the charts at the Times.
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Started / Going
March 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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If those of us who claim to want democracy to prevail, don’t stand up and fight this, then we should at least have the self-awareness to never say, “This is not who we are.”! 😡😡 Thank you @timmiller.bsky.social for demonstrating the moral outrage we should all be feeling.

youtu.be/fZXS-BerWz0?...
BREAKING: Trump Admin Sent INNOCENT People to El Salvador Prison
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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March 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM