simian09.bsky.social
@simian09.bsky.social
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I hear people complaining that a guy who never opened a Bible in his entire life didn’t put his hand on the Bible when he took the oath of office. He doesn’t need to pretend any longer or pander to the so-called evangelicals.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Trump has always craved admiration and respect from those who he saw as smarter than him.

Manhattan wouldn’t give it to him, so he went to Silicon Valley.
January 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It's 12 degrees in Buffalo.

Can they not move the game into the Capitol rotunda?
January 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Just have to say that the $Trump meme coin is a gift to all of us who are not fans of his.

It’s just a matter of time until a lot of people lose money from this.

I’m a crypto fan. This is not crypto any more than Madoff was just buying and selling shares of stock
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Eggs or Ozempic? 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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California’s on fire, and while the GOP is busy blaming DEI and concocting conspiracies, Canada and Mexico are busy saving lives.
Thank You to Canada and Mexico
Bless you.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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So true.
January 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
December 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Irony would like a word.
December 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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This nails it perfectly.
December 26, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.
December 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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The United Idiots of America.
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: The message I’m hearing from people across Canada is this: they’re not afraid of you. They know you’re a convicted felon. They know that the people you’re bringing in to run your, let’s call it an “organization” rather than a government, are grifters, thieves, and thugs.
December 20, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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“I fired Nancy Mace as [a] client a few months back because I’m a political consultant and not a babysitter, a sex therapist or a doctor who can prescribe fixes for chemical imbalances. I don’t have time for her constant egotistical bullshit and drama in my life.”
newrepublic.com/post/189612/...
Ex–Nancy Mace Adviser Dishes on Why He Dropped Her as Client
“You can stop texting me,” Wesley Hunt said, before explaining why he no longer works with the Republican representative.
newrepublic.com
December 21, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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True story.
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Taylor talking about The Eras Tour to the crowd tonight:

''It feels like so much more than a concert tour, in so many ways. It feels like this escape to a planet where nothing but joy and passion and togetherness exists.''
December 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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It fits MTG perfectly.
December 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Seeing the mug shot of Nick Fuentes made my day.

🍿
December 6, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE
December 5, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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social.demcast.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:16 AM