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Could everyone who *hasn't* blown Bill Clinton like this status?
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Could everyone who *hasn't* blown Bill Clinton like this status?
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Every time I watch Josh Allen play I think there’s no way that man goes without a title and then I’m reminded of how determined Sean McDermott is to never let that happen
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every time I watch Josh Allen play I think there’s no way that man goes without a title and then I’m reminded of how determined Sean McDermott is to never let that happen
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
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2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”
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The only thing I want to hear from elected officials or candidates is that, the moment they possess the power to do so, they will hold Trump and his accomplices responsible for their rampant lawlessness. It's a litmus test I will 100% apply regardless of who it is. This is a pass-fail test.
August 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The only thing I want to hear from elected officials or candidates is that, the moment they possess the power to do so, they will hold Trump and his accomplices responsible for their rampant lawlessness. It's a litmus test I will 100% apply regardless of who it is. This is a pass-fail test.
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“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is
With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is
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AHAHAHAHAHA theonion.com/biden-faces-...
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
theonion.com
May 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA theonion.com/biden-faces-...
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There’s a good guy version of “flood the zone with some truly insane shit and see if the other guys can stop it all” that Democrats could do, but that’ll never happen until dying of natural causes goes on just an epic run
May 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There’s a good guy version of “flood the zone with some truly insane shit and see if the other guys can stop it all” that Democrats could do, but that’ll never happen until dying of natural causes goes on just an epic run
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
theonion.com/breakfa...
theonion.com/breakfa...
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
theonion.com/breakfa...
theonion.com/breakfa...
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
Was that the worst #wrestlemania main event of all time? It's definitely up there. Match, booking, finish... tremendously bad.
April 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Was that the worst #wrestlemania main event of all time? It's definitely up there. Match, booking, finish... tremendously bad.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Alex Ovechkin scores career goal #895 setting the NHL record, the entire bench clears to celebrate
April 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alex Ovechkin scores career goal #895 setting the NHL record, the entire bench clears to celebrate
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Sweeping tariffs announced by President Trump hit a remote Australian territory with a 10% tariff, despite no people living there.
Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins.
Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC
Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins.
Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC
April 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sweeping tariffs announced by President Trump hit a remote Australian territory with a 10% tariff, despite no people living there.
Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins.
Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC
Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins.
Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC
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“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I feel dumb for being an American
Threats to U.S. passport holders. Compromised news outlets. Constant cuts and layoffs. Drew Magary writes on his life under President Donald Trump.
www.sfgate.com
April 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
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Also, on a less existential note: this piece of shit is costing us money
April 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also, on a less existential note: this piece of shit is costing us money
Do people not realize what has happened? Do we not realize how bad this is??
April 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do people not realize what has happened? Do we not realize how bad this is??
Because there was no guillotine for j6, the world has been plunged into a global depression for the whims of one soggy brained idiot. The riots and chaos coming this summer cannot be understated.
April 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Because there was no guillotine for j6, the world has been plunged into a global depression for the whims of one soggy brained idiot. The riots and chaos coming this summer cannot be understated.
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All you need to know about Twitter