Mikaeus TF
@signetsix.bsky.social
Part-time horsebutt learning to draw.
Hecklers at the magic show do *not* get turned back.
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hecklers at the magic show do *not* get turned back.
Cognitive dissonance hurts. Because of this, shining a light onto my own doublethink is extremely helpful.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cognitive dissonance hurts. Because of this, shining a light onto my own doublethink is extremely helpful.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
Be careful telling a dragon to handle their flatulence. A whimpering barrel filled with dragon gas is a hard thing for anyone to rescue.
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Be careful telling a dragon to handle their flatulence. A whimpering barrel filled with dragon gas is a hard thing for anyone to rescue.
It's great to make it to heaven by unifying the kingdom, but you've pissed off so many paladins and necromancers that such an afterlife is like fifth in the queue.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's great to make it to heaven by unifying the kingdom, but you've pissed off so many paladins and necromancers that such an afterlife is like fifth in the queue.
Anybody can listen to Pink Pony Club. I wanna be a musician so I can listen to 4'33".
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anybody can listen to Pink Pony Club. I wanna be a musician so I can listen to 4'33".
The family Labrador let out a fart so atrocious that a visiting paladin had to cast "Banish" to clear the air.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The family Labrador let out a fart so atrocious that a visiting paladin had to cast "Banish" to clear the air.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Been thinking about a cursed ring that quickly becomes a tattoo of itself once equipped, or better yet becomes an I.D. anklet on one of your new chocobo legs~
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Been thinking about a cursed ring that quickly becomes a tattoo of itself once equipped, or better yet becomes an I.D. anklet on one of your new chocobo legs~
Man, today's been annoying. My fox buddy got turned into a porta-potty at a big concert yesterday, and I've been strolling around with a sentience detector all morning.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Man, today's been annoying. My fox buddy got turned into a porta-potty at a big concert yesterday, and I've been strolling around with a sentience detector all morning.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
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If god turns you into a pillar of salt can I have a lick
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If god turns you into a pillar of salt can I have a lick
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so tempting to plunge your face straight straight between his cheeks but you have to abstain on principle bc it's holly tied to his tail instead of mistletoe
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
so tempting to plunge your face straight straight between his cheeks but you have to abstain on principle bc it's holly tied to his tail instead of mistletoe
Know your culture: The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms created ATF when they tried to rim an ass they were eating.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Know your culture: The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms created ATF when they tried to rim an ass they were eating.
I love cursing people to reincarnate as a skunk's butthole or something. They might not care about cutting in line today, but oh boy are they gonna regret it in 60 years or so.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love cursing people to reincarnate as a skunk's butthole or something. They might not care about cutting in line today, but oh boy are they gonna regret it in 60 years or so.
"If you cum, it's permanent."
-me, epitaph
-me, epitaph
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"If you cum, it's permanent."
-me, epitaph
-me, epitaph
I'm really wondering what it would feel like to be in your 10th year as a horsebutt. You don't dream about having hands anymore, scrambling to hold your non-existent nose whenever the big guy lets out a hiss of gas, and you don't try to yell for help anymore. Nobody hears you.
You're just... home.
You're just... home.
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm really wondering what it would feel like to be in your 10th year as a horsebutt. You don't dream about having hands anymore, scrambling to hold your non-existent nose whenever the big guy lets out a hiss of gas, and you don't try to yell for help anymore. Nobody hears you.
You're just... home.
You're just... home.
Getting so permahorny for your new owner that your ref sheet just becomes this:
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Getting so permahorny for your new owner that your ref sheet just becomes this:
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I accidentally put the reindeer harness on backwards and now I’m stuck as a deer’s butt. Send help
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I accidentally put the reindeer harness on backwards and now I’m stuck as a deer’s butt. Send help
A new couples therapy service has popped up: sharing a body! The couple draws straws on who has to be the other's tiny little bootyhole. As long as the couple's communication is top-notch once the six months are up, they get turned back~
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A new couples therapy service has popped up: sharing a body! The couple draws straws on who has to be the other's tiny little bootyhole. As long as the couple's communication is top-notch once the six months are up, they get turned back~
I almost got my first commission a while back, but the guy's ref sheet was some SCP bullshit. After two months as his character's Fleshlight, I did have a better grasp on the general forms involved, but unfortunately it was so overdue that I didn't feel right charging the guy.
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I almost got my first commission a while back, but the guy's ref sheet was some SCP bullshit. After two months as his character's Fleshlight, I did have a better grasp on the general forms involved, but unfortunately it was so overdue that I didn't feel right charging the guy.
I think this is better than it felt when I was doing it. I think I learned a while ago that I should avoid giving people "Kiss/David Bowie eyes," but I think it's a consequence of my general confusion with the form and shadow.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think this is better than it felt when I was doing it. I think I learned a while ago that I should avoid giving people "Kiss/David Bowie eyes," but I think it's a consequence of my general confusion with the form and shadow.
I'm not sure how to make this feel satisfying. It's possible that it'll feel good once I'm better at it, but I'm starting to think that's not particularly optimal.
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm not sure how to make this feel satisfying. It's possible that it'll feel good once I'm better at it, but I'm starting to think that's not particularly optimal.
Since I am a determinist, I should start respecting what it entails.
At every instant of my life, for want of an alternative, I am doing the best I possibly can. You are too.
At every instant of my life, for want of an alternative, I am doing the best I possibly can. You are too.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Since I am a determinist, I should start respecting what it entails.
At every instant of my life, for want of an alternative, I am doing the best I possibly can. You are too.
At every instant of my life, for want of an alternative, I am doing the best I possibly can. You are too.
Had a Christmas party yesterday. We got a couple ill-advised drinking games in, and my GF tried to sing that hippopotamus song.
I don't know what list she was on, but my new pet seems to have a *very* disappointed butthole.
I don't know what list she was on, but my new pet seems to have a *very* disappointed butthole.
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Had a Christmas party yesterday. We got a couple ill-advised drinking games in, and my GF tried to sing that hippopotamus song.
I don't know what list she was on, but my new pet seems to have a *very* disappointed butthole.
I don't know what list she was on, but my new pet seems to have a *very* disappointed butthole.
Practice practice practice~
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Practice practice practice~
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Quick doodle from an art meetup 😊
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Quick doodle from an art meetup 😊