Mikaeus TF
@signetsix.bsky.social
Part-time horsebutt learning to draw.
At Glennsdale Zoo, *you* choose the hours! To prove it, we're gonna hear from our chief back-end manager:
"Ohgoditstinkssomuchletmeou-"
There it is, folks, from the legendary hippo tush himself! Authorized to speak for the first time since 1986!
Anyway, let's discuss how to view job positions...
"Ohgoditstinkssomuchletmeou-"
There it is, folks, from the legendary hippo tush himself! Authorized to speak for the first time since 1986!
Anyway, let's discuss how to view job positions...
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
At Glennsdale Zoo, *you* choose the hours! To prove it, we're gonna hear from our chief back-end manager:
"Ohgoditstinkssomuchletmeou-"
There it is, folks, from the legendary hippo tush himself! Authorized to speak for the first time since 1986!
Anyway, let's discuss how to view job positions...
"Ohgoditstinkssomuchletmeou-"
There it is, folks, from the legendary hippo tush himself! Authorized to speak for the first time since 1986!
Anyway, let's discuss how to view job positions...
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My older sister used to be into bureaumancy, and apparently I signed some terms by going in her room five years ago.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My older sister used to be into bureaumancy, and apparently I signed some terms by going in her room five years ago.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
Anyway, I've been our cat's tiny butthole since she visited for Thanksgiving. Once utilized, her authority was supposed to wear off after a day or two, but Mittens sleeps on her bed.
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A feral giraffe chewing you for six hours before spitting you into a rooftop gutter.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
A feral giraffe chewing you for six hours before spitting you into a rooftop gutter.
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I'm going to walk by the violence-cloud I threw you into at the beginning of the episode.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I'm going to walk by the violence-cloud I threw you into at the beginning of the episode.
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Molding a rude panther into a whimpering tennis ball before throwing them into a dog park.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Molding a rude panther into a whimpering tennis ball before throwing them into a dog park.
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Getting swallowed by a Yoshi right before someone edits him to have a monobutt.
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Getting swallowed by a Yoshi right before someone edits him to have a monobutt.
Getting cursed to respawn as a diaper, but not neatly tucked away in a twelve-pack.
Eventually, your roommate might get bored of you appearing on your pillow pre-filled with rhino shit, but holding his nose and tossing you in the pail has become a daily ritual.
Eventually, your roommate might get bored of you appearing on your pillow pre-filled with rhino shit, but holding his nose and tossing you in the pail has become a daily ritual.
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Getting cursed to respawn as a diaper, but not neatly tucked away in a twelve-pack.
Eventually, your roommate might get bored of you appearing on your pillow pre-filled with rhino shit, but holding his nose and tossing you in the pail has become a daily ritual.
Eventually, your roommate might get bored of you appearing on your pillow pre-filled with rhino shit, but holding his nose and tossing you in the pail has become a daily ritual.
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Hazing rituals are a great passtime in Cappa Phi Omega, so much so that they start before someone has even been accepted in. There's a cupboard full of fleshlights and buttplugs whose background checks never came through, and enough jarred-up furs in the pantry to fill a museum.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Hazing rituals are a great passtime in Cappa Phi Omega, so much so that they start before someone has even been accepted in. There's a cupboard full of fleshlights and buttplugs whose background checks never came through, and enough jarred-up furs in the pantry to fill a museum.
Getting into your car after a party, ripping an enormous fart into the seat, and realizing you're still wearing your pantified boyfriend from earlier. Knowing you'll never live it down, you open your phone and cancel his timed reset.
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Getting into your car after a party, ripping an enormous fart into the seat, and realizing you're still wearing your pantified boyfriend from earlier. Knowing you'll never live it down, you open your phone and cancel his timed reset.
Turning you into a squirrel, your girlfriend into an acorn, and your dog into-
Well, he's actually fine how he is. Good luck!
Well, he's actually fine how he is. Good luck!
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Turning you into a squirrel, your girlfriend into an acorn, and your dog into-
Well, he's actually fine how he is. Good luck!
Well, he's actually fine how he is. Good luck!
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Be careful when subletting an apartment! Some contracts can allow your roomie to auction off your residential address, and farmers will pay quite a lot to get their cows permapregnant.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Be careful when subletting an apartment! Some contracts can allow your roomie to auction off your residential address, and farmers will pay quite a lot to get their cows permapregnant.
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Ending a blind date transformed into a ferret and tossed into a bush.
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Ending a blind date transformed into a ferret and tossed into a bush.
I got buried up to my neck at the beach yesterday, but nobody had time to dig me out when a macro housecat showed up.
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I got buried up to my neck at the beach yesterday, but nobody had time to dig me out when a macro housecat showed up.
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Promotions can be tricky things.
(A flash fiction based off fun idea from @royalpoodle.bsky.social. Can't go wrong with a toilet TF interlude...though toilet might think otherwise.)
🚽💦
#underbellyff #underbellytale
www.furaffinity.net/view/63800104/
(A flash fiction based off fun idea from @royalpoodle.bsky.social. Can't go wrong with a toilet TF interlude...though toilet might think otherwise.)
🚽💦
#underbellyff #underbellytale
www.furaffinity.net/view/63800104/
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Promotions can be tricky things.
(A flash fiction based off fun idea from @royalpoodle.bsky.social. Can't go wrong with a toilet TF interlude...though toilet might think otherwise.)
🚽💦
#underbellyff #underbellytale
www.furaffinity.net/view/63800104/
(A flash fiction based off fun idea from @royalpoodle.bsky.social. Can't go wrong with a toilet TF interlude...though toilet might think otherwise.)
🚽💦
#underbellyff #underbellytale
www.furaffinity.net/view/63800104/
Having "the talk" with your girlfriend, begging her to let you stay, and ending up as her Pomeranian.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Having "the talk" with your girlfriend, begging her to let you stay, and ending up as her Pomeranian.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
She said she'd only let you stay for three weeks, and that's what she does. After 21 days on a humiliating pink leash, she finally keeps her promise and donates you to a kennel.
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Hashing out a space/creature where you're more comfortable being weird is valid and good.
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hashing out a space/creature where you're more comfortable being weird is valid and good.
At the end of her Halloween adventure, Katlyn was able to *choose* to be a centaur for the rest of her life. She did so, completely forgetting the boyfriend in the back half of her former costume.
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
At the end of her Halloween adventure, Katlyn was able to *choose* to be a centaur for the rest of her life. She did so, completely forgetting the boyfriend in the back half of her former costume.
Spending eternity plastered to Sisyphus's boulder (he doesn't notice)
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Spending eternity plastered to Sisyphus's boulder (he doesn't notice)
Stopping the taffy-puller, putting a wild skunk onto your stretched, begging form, and turning it back on.
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Stopping the taffy-puller, putting a wild skunk onto your stretched, begging form, and turning it back on.
Last winter, a dragon farted down my chimney before burying my house under an eight-thousand-pound snowball. We thawed late last year, too, but luckily I had geothermal.
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Last winter, a dragon farted down my chimney before burying my house under an eight-thousand-pound snowball. We thawed late last year, too, but luckily I had geothermal.
I'm gonna turn you into a potato chip and eat it.
January 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm gonna turn you into a potato chip and eat it.
I'm going to transform you into the only cow in a herd of 500 bulls.
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I'm going to transform you into the only cow in a herd of 500 bulls.
If I am checking on you after a tf prank, do not be rude or sarcastic or anything.
The instant a portapotty says she's doing great, I'm closing the mindlink and going home.
The instant a portapotty says she's doing great, I'm closing the mindlink and going home.
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 AM
If I am checking on you after a tf prank, do not be rude or sarcastic or anything.
The instant a portapotty says she's doing great, I'm closing the mindlink and going home.
The instant a portapotty says she's doing great, I'm closing the mindlink and going home.
I wasn't able to stay rigorous with this, but it was a fun doodle.
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I wasn't able to stay rigorous with this, but it was a fun doodle.
You get transformed into a fleshlight, but every time someone cums in you, you get a little bit smaller.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You get transformed into a fleshlight, but every time someone cums in you, you get a little bit smaller.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.
After years of use, you're barely more than a condom. You stay the same size now, ostensibly, but each use stretches you out a *teeny* bit more.