Mikaeus Pawputty
mikaeusgoneflat.bsky.social
Mikaeus Pawputty
@mikaeusgoneflat.bsky.social
Just an insole learning to draw
A feral giraffe chewing you for six hours before spitting you into a rooftop gutter.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by Mikaeus Pawputty
Scheme to have more bed space by turning your SO into a plush was working well: When they're asleep, turn into plush, back to normal in the morning, and don't suspect a thing, having comfy dreams of being snuggled.

Then forget to turn them back one morning...and don't remember until at work. Oops.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by Mikaeus Pawputty
Sure they'll be fine until after shift.

Assuming your dog doesn't find plush in meantime...
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'm going to walk by the violence-cloud I threw you into at the beginning of the episode.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Molding a rude panther into a whimpering tennis ball before throwing them into a dog park.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Getting swallowed by a Yoshi right before someone edits him to have a monobutt.
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM