Evil Goat No One Alive
hircinehellion.bsky.social
Evil Goat No One Alive
@hircinehellion.bsky.social
26 | he/they | pan and mentally ill |🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

This is an all purpose kink/nsfw account. Keep it separate from my main.

https://hircinehellion.carrd.co/
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i should have my commission info here actually. i forgor
How do I not have a weird horny robot character yet what da hell
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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geck experiences rapid compression in the vacuum of space. vesta experiences big tummy
December 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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It's that time of the year again! This time Ezra's stepping up to the plate/

The rules are simple, every lil bit of interaction plumpens this lil guy up! There is also a Ko-Fi if you wanna make this sheep get bigger even faster!

You think you can prove him wrong? Then let the drive commence!
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I kind of wish people would flirt with me more but it's reasonable that they dont bc I feel like I tend to be kind of clinical in text chat and if I get worked up I express it by just kind of vibrating nonverbally so overall you'd get a more exciting response from flipping a light switch
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
idk why people wanna fuck scooby doo. imagine him trying to talk dirty. he would go REEHEEHEEHEEHEE while im sucking on it and i wouldn't wanna be there no more
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I know a couple of my moots use vyvanse so check your prescription plz
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Object vore on its own doesnt really do anything for me but it goes fucking crazy when it has that pov setup where they're forcing you to watch stuff vanish down their throat. A little display to make you think damn they're stretchy. They could definitely handle more. Maybe you'd fit in there too
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
preds saying shit like "they were asking for it" "its what they deserved" unclear whether the prey was an asshole being punished or a very polite pervert being rewarded
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I gooootta get someone to draw chimera bechamel sometime its needed badly
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i wanna look into learning how to draw a bit more cartoonishly. i feel like my art's always kinda anatomically stiff, i wanna loosen it up a bit
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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a weird trick or treater appear at your house after everyone else has gone home
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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It is incredibly ill-advised to overstuff an occupied plushie. You gotta check that there isn't some horrible thang in there first or you WILL find out just how cramped it can get in there

ft @gremlinstomach.bsky.social's Shyft
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
lrp lights up so many signals in my brain bc like. that's basically my body type that's me. im fat boy. yay
October 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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i ❤️ cute gay guys
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
people doing horny shit in mugen is so funny to me. like brother you mapped the butthole super to ↓↙←↓↙← HP+HK you need both hands for that
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
object/food tf doesn't do much at all for me kink wise but it seems like a fun design challenge. how do i make this character instantly recognizable as baked goods
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
idk why anyone thinks I should top. I'm trying to get subjugated out here and you're fucking it all up
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON GOD DAMN!!!
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i think teasing with mind reading involved is kind of a hot idea. i say this as someone too fucking anxious to directly ask anyone to indulge my bullshit
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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really putting the whale part of killer whale to work
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
more than once someone has just said "good job" and nothing more as a comment on my art and something about that is so funny to me. your porn sir. congratulations are in order
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
tbh itaku should just let me upload without tags i haven't updated it in a while and i wish to just dump all my stuff and leave
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM