TectonicAppleSauce
@siegmar-prime.bsky.social
Losing faith in humanity one day at a time.
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I worked on BBC Horrible Histories, and wrote some of the Stupid Deaths sketches
Without doubt, my faves were Ancient Greek intellectuals: e.g, Empedocles who jumped in an active volcano trying to become a god…
Or Philitas of Kos who starved due to obsessively needing to correct grammar errors👇
Without doubt, my faves were Ancient Greek intellectuals: e.g, Empedocles who jumped in an active volcano trying to become a god…
Or Philitas of Kos who starved due to obsessively needing to correct grammar errors👇
December 24, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I worked on BBC Horrible Histories, and wrote some of the Stupid Deaths sketches
Without doubt, my faves were Ancient Greek intellectuals: e.g, Empedocles who jumped in an active volcano trying to become a god…
Or Philitas of Kos who starved due to obsessively needing to correct grammar errors👇
Without doubt, my faves were Ancient Greek intellectuals: e.g, Empedocles who jumped in an active volcano trying to become a god…
Or Philitas of Kos who starved due to obsessively needing to correct grammar errors👇
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Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
December 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Mmm, cucumber water. All the flavor of cucumber, all the excitement of water
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Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.
My holiday grift ideas so far:
1. Be CEO of a health care company
2. Run for president
1. Be CEO of a health care company
2. Run for president
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 AM
My holiday grift ideas so far:
1. Be CEO of a health care company
2. Run for president
1. Be CEO of a health care company
2. Run for president
Where all the holiday grift idea lists?
December 24, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Where all the holiday grift idea lists?
You know who you are
*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
You know who you are
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*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
December 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
*throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight*
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES
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The real luxuries in life.
December 14, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The real luxuries in life.
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
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"Derivative. Bullshit."
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
"Derivative. Bullshit."
Today I was very unproductive. Sorry for the dip in national GDP everyone.
December 3, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Today I was very unproductive. Sorry for the dip in national GDP everyone.
We are rapidly approaching the point in time where FBI actually does stand for female body inspector.
December 3, 2024 at 2:30 AM
We are rapidly approaching the point in time where FBI actually does stand for female body inspector.
One of my favorite past times is walking around and putting pennies on the ground face up.
December 3, 2024 at 2:24 AM
One of my favorite past times is walking around and putting pennies on the ground face up.
We're going to pardon like it's 1999.
December 3, 2024 at 1:49 AM
We're going to pardon like it's 1999.
If you fuck with me I will light your ass up quietly to myself.
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
If you fuck with me I will light your ass up quietly to myself.
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 AM
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
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This is, technically, a sandwich.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
This is, technically, a sandwich.
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
Capitalism cuts both ways.
December 1, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Capitalism cuts both ways.
Where is the nodding along and slowly letting the conversation die person?
December 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Where is the nodding along and slowly letting the conversation die person?
My new years resolution for 2025 will be to begin my villain arc.
December 1, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My new years resolution for 2025 will be to begin my villain arc.
Cursing like a sailor should be a good thing since it's usually not directed at anyone in particular.
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Cursing like a sailor should be a good thing since it's usually not directed at anyone in particular.
I'm glad you and me are friends again body. You've been a real jerk the past couple weeks.
November 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I'm glad you and me are friends again body. You've been a real jerk the past couple weeks.