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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
The Far side Cow tools comic featuring a bipedal cow standing behind a table in a pasture with a barn behind. Except, instead of tools in the table there are 4 carved stone faces, all with a furrowed brow and lips forming a small o shape. Caption reads, "cow oofs."
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
shugoislit.bsky.social
Computer, can you generate me a 1 TB goatse in case I need to troll any social media platforms that want to age verify me
October 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
Peter McCarty
Peter McCarty
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
apologies if this is how you find out
the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon, except the cow and three of the tools are missing, leaving only a lump-with-handle sitting alone on a table in a pasture before a lonely barn on a hill. Caption reads, "cow rapture."
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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reallybigdoggy.bsky.social
I am being followed 🩷
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
One look and you know he’s having fun :3
A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes is hiding playfully under a piece of crinkled brown packing paper. The cat’s wide eyes and forward-leaning posture make it look like he’s clearly having fun.
September 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow tools, but make it nighttime Simpsons
The original Far Side Cow Tools cartoon which has been recolored using the color pallette of night time exterior shots from The Simpsons. In blue, purple, and aqua tones, backlit by moonlight, a cow stands on two legs in a pasture behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it: a lump, a lump with a handle, a long stick with two hooked prongs, and an irregular hand saw. Caption reads, "Cow Tools."
August 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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manulposting.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
shugoislit.bsky.social
"In that, Harry failed. This failure wasn’t the fault of his programmers, of course. The best-written letter in the history of the English language couldn’t do that."

Let's not excuse the people who made and sold the chatbot as capable of doing something it cannot.
sarahmargs.bsky.social sarah margaret 🎄 @sarahmargs.bsky.social · Aug 19
this article contains the chilling detail that this young woman used ai to help write her suicide note and i might be thinking about it for the rest of my life
web.archive.org/web/20250818...
Opinion | What My Daughter Told ChatGPT Before She Took Her Life
The medical profession has clear rules and responsibilities. What about the chatbots?
web.archive.org
August 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
Who's that Pokétool?!
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere
A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
someone could play with me…
A black and white cat lying down with its head resting on a wooden scratching post, staring off thoughtfully with a longing, playful gaze.
August 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
day 91 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
The Far side cow tools comic featuring a bipedal cow standing behind a table. On the table, instead of the typical tools, the Simpsons (Homer, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, and Bart) are all seated on a couch together. Caption reads "Cowch gag."
February 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
Stretched out edit of the Far Side Cow Tools comic with words added: "Get to know me. 1 like = 1 tool that I love." The word tool has an asterisk to indicate the stipulation off in the corner, "limit 4" A caption at the bottom of the screen reads "Cow engagement games."
November 26, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
day 84 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
Line drawing of a cat lounging on a wooden table with a barn in the background. There is a scratching post and a toy mouse on the table, as well as a glass of water that the cat is winding up to idly bat off the edge. Caption reads, "Meow tools."
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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manulposting.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
July 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
EXPOSED: COW CAUGHT WITH HUMAN TOOLS AT COLDPLAY CONCERT
Two images of a round jumbotron screen showing a cow standing behind a table with a tape measure, hammer, crowbar, and handsaw on it. In the second image, the cow has turned it's back to the camera out of shame.
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
shugoislit.bsky.social
labubu looks like it got chased out of Where The Wild Things Are
July 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
oh the indignity
Edited screenshots from the movie Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman's Dr. Lazarus, an alien with a ridged head (and now cow horns and ears) puts his hand to his heart and bows pitifully, embarrassed, on a stage as a clip plays on a large screen behind him of him standing in a pasture behind a table with 4 crudely made tools on it. In the next shot, he is in costume at a store opening and flatly says into the mic, "By Grabthar's lump-with-handle... what a savings."
July 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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manulposting.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
day 272
Three figures stand against a bright green brick wall. A cow wearing a jacket and tie, Emma Watson leaning her head on the cows shoulder, and a person with an entire small barn for a head. Title, in lower-case typewriter font, reads "the perks of being a cowtooler" Actor credits across the top of the poster read "Cow Tools Cow, Emma Watson, and A Barn"
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
I would like… something :3
A black and white cat sits in the shadows, staring directly at the camera with wide eyes, as if silently asking for something.
July 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM