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I’m here for the chaos, and the people I like that bailed on the bird app.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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They’re doing project 2025, just like we said they would
February 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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After tragedies like these, it’s typical for American presidents to address the grieving public. What’s not typical of presidents is to blame issues with, for example, the Federal Aviation Administration on disabled people and people of color.
Trump responds to Washington plane crash with racist, ableist diatribe
The president used the tragedy, which killed 67, to deliver a bigoted and self-promoting tirade about DEI.
www.motherjones.com
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I decided to watch the new season of Castlevania Noctune. I have quickly realized that I’m going to have to watch season 1 again first. Because I know who Alucard and Richter are but beyond that I’m lost. lol.
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is impressive
I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file.

PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.

doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf

github.com/ading2210/do...
January 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So I’ve already had kids and a vasectomy. I’m going to foil his plan by taking his advice and looking fantastic. Although being able to afford a home in a walkable neighborhood would be very nice.
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I realized today that I am more powerful than Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.

I can say Fuck You Donald Trump.

They may be richer but I am more powerful. And that is a trade I would make every single day.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don’t like her at all. But I think Nancy Mace needs some help. Normal well adjusted people don’t behave like this. In my experience the only people who behave like this have a substance abuse problem, usually meth or some other stimulant.
January 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For a guy that some people claim is the smartest man in the world he doesn’t seem to know much about republicans since 2008.
Cool. So there will be like 12-13 people left.
December 28, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I regret not reading this book before now. And I’m honestly surprised that I didn’t come across it sooner. I’m looking forward to reading the rest of the sprawl trilogy.
December 26, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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remember:

if your traditions are not healthy for you, you can build new ones.
December 24, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I’m not saying there isn’t room to make our food better. But is it possible that the ingredient listing requirements are more detailed in the US than they are in the UK?
December 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
As bad as the republican led state legislature can be it’s nice to know Kansas has been fortunate enough to have a Democratic Governor, and courts that have prevented them from doing some of the worst things they’ve attempted.
GOOD NEWS! As a result of a court victory, Kansas will stop enforcement of a voter suppression law that undermined the work of civic engagement organizations to register voters.

Paige and I explain the case and what happens next.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM5t...
Voting Rights Victory in Kansas
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I’ve never been happy about being part of a group text ever. Even if the group is all people I like.
Mike Johnson is very proud of the fact he's on a text chain with "Elon and Vivek." He brought it up twice this morning.
December 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Our message to the media: We are either pushing back on the slide into authoritarianism, or we are enabling it. There is no third option.

Both sides-ism is how we got here. As Christian Amanpour said: “Be truthful, not neutral.”
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
No one ever wrote a song called “Fuck the Fire Department” a big reason for that is if a firefighter leaves a department for any reason other than “accepted a job at a different department” they’re considered radioactive and aren’t going to get hired.
The people of Maypearl trusted Police Chief Kevin Coffey.

Few were aware that Maypearl was the eighth law enforcement agency that Coffey had worked at in 11 years. And none could have predicted the destruction he would wreak in their town.
The ‘perfect’ predator
The people of Maypearl, Texas trusted Police Chief Kevin Coffey. Then they learned he was a sexual predator with a troubled past.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Someone who’s more talented than I am needs to write a book about Johnny Appleseed’s dark history as America’s most prolific serial killer. He always planted an apple tree on the graves of his victims as he traveled the country.
December 17, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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Public service announcement: when a rep or senator says something, they literally have the same info you do from the same sources.

We always pretended to have special knowledge, but rarely did.

Keep that in mind with the drone hysteria
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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We are about to get a really good read on the percentage of American minds that have been turned to pudding by information warfare. And it will be immensely helpful to our adversaries.
December 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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I love the drone panic because its a reminder that despite all our technology and societal advancement we're never more than one unanswered question from reverting to peasants worried we'll make the stars mad
December 15, 2024 at 12:59 PM