@shoveitinmysass.bsky.social
As @katya-zamo.bsky.social once said, “*wheezing crow-esque cawing bird noises*”
December 8, 2024 at 10:01 PM
As @katya-zamo.bsky.social once said, “*wheezing crow-esque cawing bird noises*”
One perk of being estranged from my family is I don’t have to deal with stuff like this. #HappyHolidays
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
One perk of being estranged from my family is I don’t have to deal with stuff like this. #HappyHolidays
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November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Literally.....
All credit to:seth abramson(at bluesky)
All credit to:seth abramson(at bluesky)
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Literally.....
All credit to:seth abramson(at bluesky)
All credit to:seth abramson(at bluesky)
Optometrist: one…. or two?…
optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: which one of you bastards drank half my coffee
November 25, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Optometrist: one…. or two?…
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I'm not doing well. Maybe we can just hang out on my Stardew Valley farm and listen to the cows?
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I'm not doing well. Maybe we can just hang out on my Stardew Valley farm and listen to the cows?
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You’ve had enough coffee once your urine smells freshly brewed.
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
You’ve had enough coffee once your urine smells freshly brewed.
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Her: How much do you normally spend on a bottle of wine?
Me: About an hour, tops
Me: About an hour, tops
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Her: How much do you normally spend on a bottle of wine?
Me: About an hour, tops
Me: About an hour, tops
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Coming from Twitter to BlueSky feels like leaving a gymnasium full of middle schoolers and walking into a library.
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Coming from Twitter to BlueSky feels like leaving a gymnasium full of middle schoolers and walking into a library.
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Wait, Andrew Tate got banned here? Already?
Friends, see, this is an Echo Chamber. Now we’ll never know the nuanced opinions about important issues from an international criminal accused of rape and sex trafficking.
Friends, see, this is an Echo Chamber. Now we’ll never know the nuanced opinions about important issues from an international criminal accused of rape and sex trafficking.
November 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Wait, Andrew Tate got banned here? Already?
Friends, see, this is an Echo Chamber. Now we’ll never know the nuanced opinions about important issues from an international criminal accused of rape and sex trafficking.
Friends, see, this is an Echo Chamber. Now we’ll never know the nuanced opinions about important issues from an international criminal accused of rape and sex trafficking.
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People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
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If you think fans singing in the theater at Wicked is bad, wait until you hear what's happening at showings of Gladiator II.
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
If you think fans singing in the theater at Wicked is bad, wait until you hear what's happening at showings of Gladiator II.
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If Sarah McBride had raped a teenager, Nancy Mace and Marjorie would be welcoming her as a new colleague.
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
If Sarah McBride had raped a teenager, Nancy Mace and Marjorie would be welcoming her as a new colleague.
If a Civil Wat breaks out, meet me at the schools.
Most of them aren’t allowed 1,000 feet near one!
Most of them aren’t allowed 1,000 feet near one!
If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don’t know where, or what it is!
They don’t know where, or what it is!
November 21, 2024 at 12:15 AM
If a Civil Wat breaks out, meet me at the schools.
Most of them aren’t allowed 1,000 feet near one!
Most of them aren’t allowed 1,000 feet near one!
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "There has been no oppression for the white man in this country ... it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us, people of color on this side of the aisle, that y'all are the ones being oppressed."
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.