Justin Yandell
@shotgunzen.bsky.social
Cancer warrior, friend to dogs - Writer: The American Beyond podcast series, Co-screenwriter: Synth Squad
ANATOMY OF A FALL: THE JO KOY STORY wins Best Screenplay
January 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
ANATOMY OF A FALL: THE JO KOY STORY wins Best Screenplay
You’ll never convince me that FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S wasn’t the last nail in Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronics coffin
December 7, 2023 at 4:17 AM
You’ll never convince me that FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S wasn’t the last nail in Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronics coffin
THE CURSE is pure, weaponized cringe. Watching it makes me want to crawl under the carpet. It’s also my favorite show right now.
I want all the characters on The Curse, who are horrible, to keep getting worse: aftermath.site/i-want-all-t...
I Want All The Character On The Curse, Who Are Horrible, To Keep Getting Worse - Aftermath
The three lead characters of The Curse are vain and despicable, but that’s also what makes the show so hypnotic.
aftermath.site
December 6, 2023 at 11:02 PM
THE CURSE is pure, weaponized cringe. Watching it makes me want to crawl under the carpet. It’s also my favorite show right now.
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS is ROBOCOP/STARSHIP TROOPERS-level satire, full stop
December 6, 2023 at 9:45 PM
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS is ROBOCOP/STARSHIP TROOPERS-level satire, full stop
I love Fargo so much. (The movie and the show)
It always starts with a simple crime, then “oh gosh, that fella’s dead,” followed by an escalating body count and the absolute most gripping cozy noir you could ever hope for
It always starts with a simple crime, then “oh gosh, that fella’s dead,” followed by an escalating body count and the absolute most gripping cozy noir you could ever hope for
December 6, 2023 at 9:24 PM
I love Fargo so much. (The movie and the show)
It always starts with a simple crime, then “oh gosh, that fella’s dead,” followed by an escalating body count and the absolute most gripping cozy noir you could ever hope for
It always starts with a simple crime, then “oh gosh, that fella’s dead,” followed by an escalating body count and the absolute most gripping cozy noir you could ever hope for
Dude you’re not Obama or King, you’re playing a B-tier Marvel villain
I know hashes don’t work here but #NoMoreKang
I know hashes don’t work here but #NoMoreKang
December 6, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Dude you’re not Obama or King, you’re playing a B-tier Marvel villain
I know hashes don’t work here but #NoMoreKang
I know hashes don’t work here but #NoMoreKang
*sees monkey’s paw* fuck yeah consequence-free wishes
December 6, 2023 at 1:24 AM
*sees monkey’s paw* fuck yeah consequence-free wishes
Therapist: touching grass can’t hurt you
The grass:
The grass:
December 4, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Therapist: touching grass can’t hurt you
The grass:
The grass:
🎵HUGGIN’ AND A-KISSIN’, DANCIN’ AND A-LOVIN’, WEARIN’ NEXT TO NOTHIN’ ‘CAUSE IT’S HOT AS AN OVEN🎵
December 2, 2023 at 4:43 AM
🎵HUGGIN’ AND A-KISSIN’, DANCIN’ AND A-LOVIN’, WEARIN’ NEXT TO NOTHIN’ ‘CAUSE IT’S HOT AS AN OVEN🎵
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tfw you realize it’s not called ROBOCOP 2 because it’s a sequel, but because it’s about a character literally named Robocop 2
November 28, 2023 at 3:48 PM
tfw you realize it’s not called ROBOCOP 2 because it’s a sequel, but because it’s about a character literally named Robocop 2
tfw you realize it’s not called ROBOCOP 2 because it’s a sequel, but because it’s about a character literally named Robocop 2
November 28, 2023 at 3:48 PM
tfw you realize it’s not called ROBOCOP 2 because it’s a sequel, but because it’s about a character literally named Robocop 2
Boar on the floor!
meanwhile, on X (the social media website formerly known as Twitter)
November 28, 2023 at 5:30 AM
Boar on the floor!
I once had a commenter claim THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS wasn’t about race or classism. Say no to brainworms, kids
This odious comic is a great example of how modern online anti-intellectualism looks: All literature is a simple declaration of fannish affiliation ("I'm on Team Raven!") and any attempt to find deeper meaning is gibberish invented by teachers to make themselves feel smart.
November 27, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I once had a commenter claim THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS wasn’t about race or classism. Say no to brainworms, kids
List 5 famous people you’ve met, but one is a lie.
David Letterman
Gary Sinise
Steve Irwin
Kelly Clarkson
Gary Busey
David Letterman
Gary Sinise
Steve Irwin
Kelly Clarkson
Gary Busey
List 5 famous people you’ve met, but one is a lie.
Adam Savage
Ahmed Best
Anya Taylor-Joy
Brian Posehn
Elijah Wood
Adam Savage
Ahmed Best
Anya Taylor-Joy
Brian Posehn
Elijah Wood
List 5 famous people you’ve met, but one is a lie.
John McCain
Leonard Nimoy
Harlan Ellison
Stan Lee
Michael Landon
John McCain
Leonard Nimoy
Harlan Ellison
Stan Lee
Michael Landon
November 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM
List 5 famous people you’ve met, but one is a lie.
David Letterman
Gary Sinise
Steve Irwin
Kelly Clarkson
Gary Busey
David Letterman
Gary Sinise
Steve Irwin
Kelly Clarkson
Gary Busey
Happy KRISHA Day to all who observe
November 24, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Happy KRISHA Day to all who observe
1000% this
KRISHA is the definitive Thanksgiving horror movie. The stress of watching that turkey’s journey alone.
November 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM
1000% this
HEREDITARY (2018) Dir: Ari Aster
November 22, 2023 at 4:39 PM
HEREDITARY (2018) Dir: Ari Aster
Last February two doctors told me I had about two weeks to live then five days later were like, sorry, our bad
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
November 22, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Last February two doctors told me I had about two weeks to live then five days later were like, sorry, our bad
The quickest way for Ghostface to kill a character now is to call them and ask their opinion on Palestine
November 22, 2023 at 12:22 AM
The quickest way for Ghostface to kill a character now is to call them and ask their opinion on Palestine
Reposted by Justin Yandell
nightmarish
October 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM
nightmarish
Watching The Curse
November 18, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Watching The Curse
Look, I’m as surprised as anyone but tbf I didn’t know the vibe would be “Final Destination with Spider-Women”
MADAME WEB looks frickin’ awesome
November 15, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Look, I’m as surprised as anyone but tbf I didn’t know the vibe would be “Final Destination with Spider-Women”
MADAME WEB looks frickin’ awesome
November 15, 2023 at 2:26 PM
MADAME WEB looks frickin’ awesome
Reposted by Justin Yandell
for sale: baby parachute, never opened
November 14, 2023 at 8:56 PM
for sale: baby parachute, never opened