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#nufc this is on Howe. Hall should have been on 20 minutes ago!
I love BDB, but he was screaming sub me from the end of the 1st half. Fuck me I’m fuming!!!!!
I love BDB, but he was screaming sub me from the end of the 1st half. Fuck me I’m fuming!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
#nufc this is on Howe. Hall should have been on 20 minutes ago!
I love BDB, but he was screaming sub me from the end of the 1st half. Fuck me I’m fuming!!!!!
I love BDB, but he was screaming sub me from the end of the 1st half. Fuck me I’m fuming!!!!!
Not sure what’s worse today…… The performance, or having to listen to Chris Sutton! #nufc
Actually forget that, Sutton just annoys me, whereas that sort of performance beggars belief!
No amount of Eddie positive spin can explain that away. Dire!!
Actually forget that, Sutton just annoys me, whereas that sort of performance beggars belief!
No amount of Eddie positive spin can explain that away. Dire!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not sure what’s worse today…… The performance, or having to listen to Chris Sutton! #nufc
Actually forget that, Sutton just annoys me, whereas that sort of performance beggars belief!
No amount of Eddie positive spin can explain that away. Dire!!
Actually forget that, Sutton just annoys me, whereas that sort of performance beggars belief!
No amount of Eddie positive spin can explain that away. Dire!!
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
#nufc What stings most, is the added time was due to his cynical foul on Tino that’s potentially put him back on the operating table and kissing goodbye to his season.
September 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
#nufc What stings most, is the added time was due to his cynical foul on Tino that’s potentially put him back on the operating table and kissing goodbye to his season.
I’m honestly befuddled how Horner walks away with a reported £52 million severance deal! That is an obscene amount of money, given he neither designed or even drove the bloody car! That’s the epitome of stealing a living!
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m honestly befuddled how Horner walks away with a reported £52 million severance deal! That is an obscene amount of money, given he neither designed or even drove the bloody car! That’s the epitome of stealing a living!
‘Have you ever seen a Mackem in Peru?’ #nufc #machupicchu
July 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
‘Have you ever seen a Mackem in Peru?’ #nufc #machupicchu
Watching Bethell’s misfield was like when you run for the bus but it shuts the doors and indicates to pull out, so you slow down like you weren’t really running!
Then it stops and you think he’s seen you and is waiting, but actually, he was just kidding, and off he goes anyway!! 🤣 #englandcricket
Then it stops and you think he’s seen you and is waiting, but actually, he was just kidding, and off he goes anyway!! 🤣 #englandcricket
June 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Watching Bethell’s misfield was like when you run for the bus but it shuts the doors and indicates to pull out, so you slow down like you weren’t really running!
Then it stops and you think he’s seen you and is waiting, but actually, he was just kidding, and off he goes anyway!! 🤣 #englandcricket
Then it stops and you think he’s seen you and is waiting, but actually, he was just kidding, and off he goes anyway!! 🤣 #englandcricket
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Entering the last 10mins . Prime time for something Spursy to happen…!
It’s the only thing that’s kept me watching this shower of absolute shite!!
It’s the only thing that’s kept me watching this shower of absolute shite!!
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Entering the last 10mins . Prime time for something Spursy to happen…!
It’s the only thing that’s kept me watching this shower of absolute shite!!
It’s the only thing that’s kept me watching this shower of absolute shite!!
I’m not crying…… You’re crying #nufc youtu.be/aEeNv01QRH0
From Brazil to Newcastle: Bruno Guimarães’ Journey to Glory
YouTube video by Premier League
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May 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m not crying…… You’re crying #nufc youtu.be/aEeNv01QRH0
I didn’t think it would get better after Cuntcherillo got upended, but Miley’s concrete, Geordie nappa flooring Cashciedo was a thing of beauty! #nufc
May 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I didn’t think it would get better after Cuntcherillo got upended, but Miley’s concrete, Geordie nappa flooring Cashciedo was a thing of beauty! #nufc
Fabian Ruiz giving off very, ‘Norman Bates’ vibes!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fabian Ruiz giving off very, ‘Norman Bates’ vibes!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Anyone who sends a work-related email at 10:34 on a Sunday night, needs to replace their rectally inserted social mobility antenna with a more pleasing, and perhaps, pulsating protrusion!
Carry on………
Carry on………
April 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anyone who sends a work-related email at 10:34 on a Sunday night, needs to replace their rectally inserted social mobility antenna with a more pleasing, and perhaps, pulsating protrusion!
Carry on………
Carry on………
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Pulp - Sunrise (7 Decade Dawn NUFC Carabao Cup Remix)
YouTube video by Fresh Slice Films
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March 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM