ShortEye
@shorteye.bsky.social
'Hey Alex, you know the great thing about television...if anything really important happens anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change channel.' NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
Hats Off, she’s spot on!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hats Off, she’s spot on!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!
Clean sheet, 2 worldies, AND an assist!
October 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Clean sheet, 2 worldies, AND an assist!
‘Have you ever seen a Mackem in Peru?’ #nufc #machupicchu
July 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
‘Have you ever seen a Mackem in Peru?’ #nufc #machupicchu
My personal favourite…. Mr Radgie St John’s Ambulance!
April 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My personal favourite…. Mr Radgie St John’s Ambulance!
The worry on his brow!
April 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The worry on his brow!
Enjoying the journey home!! 💛🖤
March 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Enjoying the journey home!! 💛🖤
Happy to discuss in person.
Let’s meet in Rosie’s Bar. Beers are on me.
Let’s meet in Rosie’s Bar. Beers are on me.
March 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy to discuss in person.
Let’s meet in Rosie’s Bar. Beers are on me.
Let’s meet in Rosie’s Bar. Beers are on me.
I’ll see your Greggs, and raise you an Asda!
March 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’ll see your Greggs, and raise you an Asda!
I refuse to bite cos I’m still on Cloud 9, but even the North London Reds are crawling out from under the bed to throw a few bait hooks out tonight.
That reply dish is best served cold some time next week.
But in the mean time, here’s Declan doing his best Alan Gordon Partridge pose!
That reply dish is best served cold some time next week.
But in the mean time, here’s Declan doing his best Alan Gordon Partridge pose!
March 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I refuse to bite cos I’m still on Cloud 9, but even the North London Reds are crawling out from under the bed to throw a few bait hooks out tonight.
That reply dish is best served cold some time next week.
But in the mean time, here’s Declan doing his best Alan Gordon Partridge pose!
That reply dish is best served cold some time next week.
But in the mean time, here’s Declan doing his best Alan Gordon Partridge pose!
At least our centre mid doesn’t dress like Alan Partridge!!!!
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
At least our centre mid doesn’t dress like Alan Partridge!!!!
STATION CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!
MAGS ON THE LINE!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
MAGS ON THE LINE!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
March 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
STATION CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!
MAGS ON THE LINE!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
MAGS ON THE LINE!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
This will now become my standard response to unsolicited spam texts!!!
March 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This will now become my standard response to unsolicited spam texts!!!
How are those Pork Markets coming along?
March 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How are those Pork Markets coming along?
No need! This boy’s got the stones!
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
No need! This boy’s got the stones!