I remember playing French Cricket at school.
Top order last night very reminiscent of my idiot classmates trying to spank a baldy tennis ball over Blaydon Bank using a tennis racket with about 9 strings in it!

I’ve emailed the ECB for a sleep refund!

I’ll see your 3 and raise you a day!
Pope driving at The Barrel did it for me. Awful, awful shot!
I’m sorry, but why, with 4 full days of play remaining, (and 🇦🇺 hobbled with 2 front line bowlers missing and the spinner’s hip hurting) do we dispense with solid defensive techniques and leaves! 🤬🤯

I’m wondering if he’s currently on the phone to the airline begging for his money back?!
I’ve already called the ECB asking for a sleep refund….. Turns out they’re shut on a Saturday!

Some bloke was on the BBC cricket live updates saying he was flying 4000 miles with a ticket for day 3, and he’s shitting the bed that he won’t even get a full session!! 🤣🤣

I had it down as a Go-Ape style Fred Dibnah Themed Adventure Park!

Whilst balanced on your knee in the vehicle driver’s seat…! What could possibly go wrong?! 🙈

You’ll be the only person in town serving cocktails in pint pots! 🙈🤣

‘We’re gonna need a bigger glass!!!’

That Lewis Hall cameo was a game changer as well.

Hats Off, she’s spot on!
This is on repeat all day tomorrow!
Dan Burn, you Big, Beautiful Blyth Bastard!!

Billy Connolly came up with his version.
‘The desire to be a politician in the first place should bar you for life from ever being one!’

Or maybe even stand next to Fab first, AND THEN do your U7’s trick of, ‘Ref, shoelaces please’!
Tit.!

Didn’t indicate when coming back off the grass!

Clean sheet, 2 worldies, AND an assist!

😂

I just had that ‘feeling’ when they were in the tunnel ahead of kick off. Aside from being not a good look, games like that come down to split second margins. Even if he missed the ball come off the thigh, he had the technology literally at hand to rectify it. We know the rest. It didn’t sit right!

Ours is the Ba$tard from Paris!
He’s got no Mbappe to pal up with before kick off, but money’s on him shoving his tongue up José’s ar$e at some point this evening!

‘Sumothing in the way she moves’!