Robbie
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He/him, bi, 33, may we make plowshares of our swords
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saw jaws on da big screen. movie magic. a film about why the double bass is the most important instrument in an orchestra
August 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
saw jaws on da big screen. movie magic. a film about why the double bass is the most important instrument in an orchestra
I love being cute and handsome and lovely
August 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love being cute and handsome and lovely
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New art? In this economy?
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
New art? In this economy?
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he is right. the #2 is really good.
Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.
August 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
he is right. the #2 is really good.
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
Won the local RCQ with Eldrazi Tron. As always shout out to @carmparens.bsky.social for her coaching back in the day. I could not have pulled something like this off without the lessons she taught me and how it shaped my approach to magic. Looking forward to Houston!
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Won the local RCQ with Eldrazi Tron. As always shout out to @carmparens.bsky.social for her coaching back in the day. I could not have pulled something like this off without the lessons she taught me and how it shaped my approach to magic. Looking forward to Houston!
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Magic players really need to understand this card is a bomb in FF limited.
July 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Magic players really need to understand this card is a bomb in FF limited.
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Should I try the horse girl game?
June 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Should I try the horse girl game?
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Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?
June 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Youth pastor voice: You know who else took on a globally important leadership role at the age of 33?
I need to find beta readers for a little writing project I’m doing
June 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I need to find beta readers for a little writing project I’m doing
DayQuil abusers against war unite
June 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
DayQuil abusers against war unite
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This is the nicest response I’ve had to anything I’ve written, thanks to everyone who took the time to read it ❤️
Had the privilege of writing about one of my favorite bands, mewithoutYou, on the 10th anniversary of their album Pale Horses for @stereogum.bsky.social
www.stereogum.com/2311888/mewi...
www.stereogum.com/2311888/mewi...
mewithoutYou Deserve Their Flowers As One Of The 21st Century's Greatest Rock Bands
And the underrated 'Pale Horses,' released 10 years ago today, is a big reason why.
www.stereogum.com
June 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is the nicest response I’ve had to anything I’ve written, thanks to everyone who took the time to read it ❤️
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Donkey Kong is the most relatable protagonist because “a pirate crocodile stole all your bananas” is a very real fear of mine.
June 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Donkey Kong is the most relatable protagonist because “a pirate crocodile stole all your bananas” is a very real fear of mine.
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recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life
June 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life
@fatamorgana.bsky.social question I’ve been meaning to ask, what are your comprehensive thoughts on Monaco Expedition 33?
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
@fatamorgana.bsky.social question I’ve been meaning to ask, what are your comprehensive thoughts on Monaco Expedition 33?
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Probably the hardest movie poster of all time
Do you ever just sit and think about how goddamn perfect the poster for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991) by Noriyoshi Ohrai is?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
June 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Probably the hardest movie poster of all time
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I think horseshoe crabs should be considered one of the goth spooky creatures, up there with spiders and snakes and bats and owls. They have magical blood and they're basically living fossils, sounds vampiric to me
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I think horseshoe crabs should be considered one of the goth spooky creatures, up there with spiders and snakes and bats and owls. They have magical blood and they're basically living fossils, sounds vampiric to me