craft grandma
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I love crafts and books and (most of the time) being alive !!!!!!
I love crafts and books and (most of the time) being alive !!!!!!
to whomever at my local indie packed Heated Rivalry for me & inserted the bookmark on the first sex scene: I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted for Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
to whomever at my local indie packed Heated Rivalry for me & inserted the bookmark on the first sex scene: I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted for Christmas
I fuckin reactivated my subscription to HBO Max just for Heated Rivalry this show has CONSUMED ME
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I fuckin reactivated my subscription to HBO Max just for Heated Rivalry this show has CONSUMED ME
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just watched Heated Rivalry and have the insatiable urge to bite down on some fuckin hockey cheeks
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
just watched Heated Rivalry and have the insatiable urge to bite down on some fuckin hockey cheeks
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.
Jacob Elordi the man you are
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jacob Elordi the man you are
you’re telling me Guillermo del Toro used a quote from LORD FUCKING BYRON to end Frankenstein instead of MARY SHELLEY, WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK AND CHANGED THE LITERARY LANDSCAPE???????? BE SO FUCKIN FORREAL
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
you’re telling me Guillermo del Toro used a quote from LORD FUCKING BYRON to end Frankenstein instead of MARY SHELLEY, WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK AND CHANGED THE LITERARY LANDSCAPE???????? BE SO FUCKIN FORREAL
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
I’ve had 3 shots and am putting lil gems on the Christmas cards I’m making and watching the SLOMW reunion and painting my nails I LOVE BEING A GIRL!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve had 3 shots and am putting lil gems on the Christmas cards I’m making and watching the SLOMW reunion and painting my nails I LOVE BEING A GIRL!!!!!!!!
am I overwhelmed or just depressed?: a memoir for when you are sad and get the intense urge to throw everything you own in the trash and start your whole life over
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
am I overwhelmed or just depressed?: a memoir for when you are sad and get the intense urge to throw everything you own in the trash and start your whole life over
it’s a beautiful day to give your money to people and not corporations!!! #smallbusinesssaturday
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it’s a beautiful day to give your money to people and not corporations!!! #smallbusinesssaturday
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okay can DWTS pull a Drag Race and do an all-winners season because that would absolutely EAT
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
okay can DWTS pull a Drag Race and do an all-winners season because that would absolutely EAT
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To echo much of what's been said:
Please don't pirate books.
If you can't pay for a book, there is already a solution for you: use a library.
Whatever you think authors, illustrators, and other book career people make, it's less than that. By a lot. Stealing from us isn't heroic, it's crushing.
Please don't pirate books.
If you can't pay for a book, there is already a solution for you: use a library.
Whatever you think authors, illustrators, and other book career people make, it's less than that. By a lot. Stealing from us isn't heroic, it's crushing.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
To echo much of what's been said:
Please don't pirate books.
If you can't pay for a book, there is already a solution for you: use a library.
Whatever you think authors, illustrators, and other book career people make, it's less than that. By a lot. Stealing from us isn't heroic, it's crushing.
Please don't pirate books.
If you can't pay for a book, there is already a solution for you: use a library.
Whatever you think authors, illustrators, and other book career people make, it's less than that. By a lot. Stealing from us isn't heroic, it's crushing.
oh my god I love 5SOS so much I
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh my god I love 5SOS so much I
hey full offense if no one at the 5SOS show in Pittsburgh next year is shaking ass I WILL cause a scene. this album sounds like this and you have the nerve to NOT jiggle?????? fuck outta here
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
hey full offense if no one at the 5SOS show in Pittsburgh next year is shaking ass I WILL cause a scene. this album sounds like this and you have the nerve to NOT jiggle?????? fuck outta here
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5 Seconds of Summer Complete a ‘180 Flip’ With New Album ‘Everyone’s A Star!’: Stream It Now
5 Seconds of Summer Complete a ‘180 Flip’ With New Album ‘Everyone’s A Star!’: Stream It Now
'Everyone’s A Star!' is "the most ‘us’ we’ve ever sounded,' according to 5SOS.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
5 Seconds of Summer Complete a ‘180 Flip’ With New Album ‘Everyone’s A Star!’: Stream It Now
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Last month, eight books were removed from Georgia's statewide reading book for students. It was teenagers who brought this censorship to the spotlight–even though it's not their job to clean up grown-up messes.
Get to know 3 of those teens here.
bookriot.com/teens-who-ov...
Get to know 3 of those teens here.
bookriot.com/teens-who-ov...
Meet the High Schoolers Who Overturned a State Reading Bowl Book Ban: Book Censorship News, November 7, 2025
A Georgia statewide reading bowl banned eight books. These students led the charge to get the bans overturned and succeeded.
bookriot.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Last month, eight books were removed from Georgia's statewide reading book for students. It was teenagers who brought this censorship to the spotlight–even though it's not their job to clean up grown-up messes.
Get to know 3 of those teens here.
bookriot.com/teens-who-ov...
Get to know 3 of those teens here.
bookriot.com/teens-who-ov...
last patient of the day literally sat down in front of me, went “I’m about to ruin your day,” and then SCREAMED. I fucking hate Tuesdays dude
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
last patient of the day literally sat down in front of me, went “I’m about to ruin your day,” and then SCREAMED. I fucking hate Tuesdays dude