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craft grandma
@shleb18.bsky.social
shut up | she/her

I love crafts and books and (most of the time) being alive !!!!!!
for the season to be taking place on July 4th, at least 1 of these 3 things have to be involved:
•Pirates game
•Kennywood
•the zoo
if I’m wrong, @hbomax.bsky.social please put me in a fucking writer’s room. I’ll supply pierogis and the accent you’re all missing #thepitt
January 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The Pitt better not be dropping Mr. Zambelli’s name only to not include SOMETHING about an incident at a Pirates game. a Skenes fastball to the face? eating too many hot dogs on Dollar Dog Day? someone falling from the stands a la actual real life? COME ON DUDE
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
made a tik tok about learning tapestry crochet & how to use StitchFiddle so I could make the art hanging above Ilya’s couch into a sweater and it lowkey blew up. just saw last night that someone made their own sweater inspired by my video and I!!!! AM CRYING!!!!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
oh my fucking god the Polish lady saying “please, no more fireworks” cutting to Dr. Robby making the connection to Tree of Life in real time is HAUNTING holy FUCK
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
also: the double entendre of the ER being nicknamed The Pitt/the pit? ACTUAL POETRY
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
watching The Pitt and I have whatever disease it is that makes me think I can fix Dr. Langdon
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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This picture was taken in 2000 by an Associated Press photographer who was allowed to be present as an observer. ICE now keeps press blocks away from the areas where they are operating. One of the first actions ICE takes during a raid is to confiscate phones.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
HARRY STYLES HAS AWOKEN
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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domestic terrorism
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I’M SORRY WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME KATYA WAS COMING TO PITTSBURGH IN APRIL I’M GONNA ABBRF F
January 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
2026 is the year I crochet sweaters, mark my words!!!!!! I keep seeing cute ones and I’m finally gonna make one myself!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Hudson Williams in sweater vests with no shirt underneath is Peak I cannot BELIEVE people think otherwise. in this essay I will
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
to whomever at my local indie packed Heated Rivalry for me & inserted the bookmark on the first sex scene: I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted for Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I fuckin reactivated my subscription to HBO Max just for Heated Rivalry this show has CONSUMED ME
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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It's snowing.
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
just watched Heated Rivalry and have the insatiable urge to bite down on some fuckin hockey cheeks
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Jacob Elordi the man you are
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
you’re telling me Guillermo del Toro used a quote from LORD FUCKING BYRON to end Frankenstein instead of MARY SHELLEY, WHO WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK AND CHANGED THE LITERARY LANDSCAPE???????? BE SO FUCKIN FORREAL
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’ve had 3 shots and am putting lil gems on the Christmas cards I’m making and watching the SLOMW reunion and painting my nails I LOVE BEING A GIRL!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
am I overwhelmed or just depressed?: a memoir for when you are sad and get the intense urge to throw everything you own in the trash and start your whole life over
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM