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@shittycorpotakes.bsky.social
This is a parody account, where I imagine shitty things U.S. corpo folks would say/do. This might end up becoming a commentary on capitalist stuffs, who knows!
I am a clown, interaction could mean any number of things. Likes are out of character.
I am a clown, interaction could mean any number of things. Likes are out of character.
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@shittycorpotakes.bsky.social
· Dec 8
If you find a corpo account on bsky, @ me so I can follow my corpo brethren!
I’m playing the f outta this bg3 patch
April 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m playing the f outta this bg3 patch
I’ve got 99 problems but money ain’t one! 💰🤑💰🤑🕺
April 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’ve got 99 problems but money ain’t one! 💰🤑💰🤑🕺
Reposted by SCT
Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
It was #MAR10 day…of course we made the markets red. We couldn’t go having a GREEN Mario day, that could possibly be taken as a Luigi day 😰🫣
March 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It was #MAR10 day…of course we made the markets red. We couldn’t go having a GREEN Mario day, that could possibly be taken as a Luigi day 😰🫣
Surely once TikTok is banned, the global west will migrate to Meta/Twitter/Instagram. Money is looking goooood for my friends the Zuck and El Presidente Musk. 💰💵💸🤑🥰
Surely users won’t migrate to the actual Chinese version of TikTok (REDNote). Surely they won’t. 🥴😌
Surely users won’t migrate to the actual Chinese version of TikTok (REDNote). Surely they won’t. 🥴😌
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Surely once TikTok is banned, the global west will migrate to Meta/Twitter/Instagram. Money is looking goooood for my friends the Zuck and El Presidente Musk. 💰💵💸🤑🥰
Surely users won’t migrate to the actual Chinese version of TikTok (REDNote). Surely they won’t. 🥴😌
Surely users won’t migrate to the actual Chinese version of TikTok (REDNote). Surely they won’t. 🥴😌
I can’t wait until we have white phosphorus back in matches!!! 🤑💵💰💰💰😍
January 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can’t wait until we have white phosphorus back in matches!!! 🤑💵💰💰💰😍
someone somewhere Carter. He did make me who I am, but have you heard about our current oligarchs? We are MUCH more interesting.
December 31, 2024 at 8:05 AM
someone somewhere Carter. He did make me who I am, but have you heard about our current oligarchs? We are MUCH more interesting.
Just saying, president Musk has really flexed his money getting Trump to bow to him about H1B stuff.
Don’t fight the billionaire power, JOIN IT 😈
Don’t fight the billionaire power, JOIN IT 😈
December 31, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Just saying, president Musk has really flexed his money getting Trump to bow to him about H1B stuff.
Don’t fight the billionaire power, JOIN IT 😈
Don’t fight the billionaire power, JOIN IT 😈
open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
Yall dead, #Luigi supporters. Did you honestly think we billionaires in the C-Suite would stand down and stand by?
Yall dead, #Luigi supporters. Did you honestly think we billionaires in the C-Suite would stand down and stand by?
Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish
Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you
open.substack.com
December 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
Yall dead, #Luigi supporters. Did you honestly think we billionaires in the C-Suite would stand down and stand by?
Yall dead, #Luigi supporters. Did you honestly think we billionaires in the C-Suite would stand down and stand by?
Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house
Not an employee was clicking
Not even on mouse
With RTW struggling
And profits galore
I wish for slaves
And profits endlessly more
🫡😏💰💰💰🎄
And all through the house
Not an employee was clicking
Not even on mouse
With RTW struggling
And profits galore
I wish for slaves
And profits endlessly more
🫡😏💰💰💰🎄
December 25, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house
Not an employee was clicking
Not even on mouse
With RTW struggling
And profits galore
I wish for slaves
And profits endlessly more
🫡😏💰💰💰🎄
And all through the house
Not an employee was clicking
Not even on mouse
With RTW struggling
And profits galore
I wish for slaves
And profits endlessly more
🫡😏💰💰💰🎄
Just got this photo in a Discord from a poor employee, you can tell they’re poor because of the lack of handservants. LOL
December 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Just got this photo in a Discord from a poor employee, you can tell they’re poor because of the lack of handservants. LOL
We must suppress these young people. “Out with the old, in with the young”???!!!
Wtf kind of policy is that?! It makes no room for money 😤🔥🤷🏻♀️💸💸
Wtf kind of policy is that?! It makes no room for money 😤🔥🤷🏻♀️💸💸
December 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
We must suppress these young people. “Out with the old, in with the young”???!!!
Wtf kind of policy is that?! It makes no room for money 😤🔥🤷🏻♀️💸💸
Wtf kind of policy is that?! It makes no room for money 😤🔥🤷🏻♀️💸💸
HELL YEAH #PresidentMusk is already being considered more of a president than the multi-bankruptcy orange loser, by Netanyahu no less!!! Just goes to show, we C-Suite winners will always prevail over wannabe losers, no matter election results 😏💰💸🤑
www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
MSN
www.msn.com
December 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
HELL YEAH #PresidentMusk is already being considered more of a president than the multi-bankruptcy orange loser, by Netanyahu no less!!! Just goes to show, we C-Suite winners will always prevail over wannabe losers, no matter election results 😏💰💸🤑
www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
Women! Give in to the patriarchy. Shh, make babies and food, clean house, wash clothes, smile about it. Oh, also, you have our permission to work a job at the same time, but you’ll earn less than us just to remind you of your place!
Also, we’ll reject art like this: www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...
Also, we’ll reject art like this: www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...
From the WitchesVsPatriarchy community on Reddit: The Distance Traveled
Explore this post and more from the WitchesVsPatriarchy community
www.reddit.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Women! Give in to the patriarchy. Shh, make babies and food, clean house, wash clothes, smile about it. Oh, also, you have our permission to work a job at the same time, but you’ll earn less than us just to remind you of your place!
Also, we’ll reject art like this: www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...
Also, we’ll reject art like this: www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...
Personally, I’m looking forward to the Trump tariffs! You can bet your ass that the price increases for the end consumer will stay around even once sane people eliminate those tariffs! 🤑💰😍
December 8, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Personally, I’m looking forward to the Trump tariffs! You can bet your ass that the price increases for the end consumer will stay around even once sane people eliminate those tariffs! 🤑💰😍
#promosky
If you like:
- extracting value from workers and taxpayers
- finding creative ways to introduce shrinkflation
- providing shareholders value at the expense of customers
- not paying artists (especially this one!)
We should be mutuals!
The corpos will rule the world! 🤑
If you like:
- extracting value from workers and taxpayers
- finding creative ways to introduce shrinkflation
- providing shareholders value at the expense of customers
- not paying artists (especially this one!)
We should be mutuals!
The corpos will rule the world! 🤑
December 8, 2024 at 11:01 PM
#promosky
If you like:
- extracting value from workers and taxpayers
- finding creative ways to introduce shrinkflation
- providing shareholders value at the expense of customers
- not paying artists (especially this one!)
We should be mutuals!
The corpos will rule the world! 🤑
If you like:
- extracting value from workers and taxpayers
- finding creative ways to introduce shrinkflation
- providing shareholders value at the expense of customers
- not paying artists (especially this one!)
We should be mutuals!
The corpos will rule the world! 🤑
Just the way we designed it 😎🤑😍
Listen up poors, the police are there to protect property and property owners, not you, LOL
Listen up poors, the police are there to protect property and property owners, not you, LOL
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Just the way we designed it 😎🤑😍
Listen up poors, the police are there to protect property and property owners, not you, LOL
Listen up poors, the police are there to protect property and property owners, not you, LOL
Chicken for me, and not for thee.
Everything seems correct here :)
Everything seems correct here :)
December 8, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Chicken for me, and not for thee.
Everything seems correct here :)
Everything seems correct here :)
Amazing, no notes. 👍
Your yearly reminder that John Lennon wrote a lot of amazing and wonderful songs that we should continue to sing and enjoy, but that "Imagine" is not one of them.
December 8, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Amazing, no notes. 👍
This #holiday season, consider carefully where you purchase gifts. Are you purchasing from corporations who deserve it after all the money they’ve put into advertising? Or are you purchasing from individual creators whose hard work should go unnoticed unless it creates value for shareholders?
a christmas tree is lit up in the snow with the caption " it 's beginning to look like christmas "
ALT: a christmas tree is lit up in the snow with the caption " it 's beginning to look like christmas "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 9:02 PM
This #holiday season, consider carefully where you purchase gifts. Are you purchasing from corporations who deserve it after all the money they’ve put into advertising? Or are you purchasing from individual creators whose hard work should go unnoticed unless it creates value for shareholders?
Buy now, pay later!!?? YES CONSUMERS, LIVE BEYOND YOUR MEANS!!
Cyber 5 is wrapped! It’s been a record-breaking week of sales for businesses around the world. 💸 🛍️ This year, we saw more shoppers use buy now, pay later options and more choose Venmo at checkout. Check out more results here: bitly.cx/tx78U
December 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Buy now, pay later!!?? YES CONSUMERS, LIVE BEYOND YOUR MEANS!!
Listen up poors, money should only be used to support things that we rich people are ok with.
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Listen up poors, money should only be used to support things that we rich people are ok with.
I looooove ticket reselling 😍💸
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I looooove ticket reselling 😍💸