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This is a parody account, where I imagine shitty things U.S. corpo folks would say/do. This might end up becoming a commentary on capitalist stuffs, who knows!

I am a clown, interaction could mean any number of things. Likes are out of character.
Pardon me, I forgot this was a satire account
April 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Amen

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April 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
/unsatire

I would add that I think there’s a place for *cheerful* resistance. Take MLK’s daughter and her advice to protestors (I don’t have a link, but I read it and it’s in my head).

Hope is an important ingredient in that :D
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Thank you for your contribution to my oligarchic schemes! 😌🤑💰💰💰💰

I’m used to controlling men with a few lobbying dollars, it’s better that they’re the voters.

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April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hahahahaha we C-Suite butchers will control the media, if not now fully, certainly with a Trump presidency 🤑🤑🤑💰💰
January 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Well duh, Elon Musk is the president in all but name, and all he cares about is money, even at the expense of America.

As he should, he’s earned the ability to pay for whatever the fuck he wants #billionaire

We C-Suite folks will be fine no matter what so, who cares? 🤑💰💵🥰
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You might think you’ve heard a Medvedev-new-year-hangover whining, but have you ever heard a billionaire bitching about H-1B visas? It sways even an elected president 😂😂😂🤑💰💰
January 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Or are there too many of us ( I mean you all) to handle?
December 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Listen I’m totally a rich oligarch, please treat me as such 🥺👉👈
December 25, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Also pleas ignore the turkussy, I was told loosening the skin to spread herby butter up there would make things tastier lol
December 25, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I mean yes it was all made by paid poors, but you don’t have to call out my inadequacy like that. I can totally cook!! 😟
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 AM
HEY
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Somehow, even as the capitalist scum that I am, I was blocked as well. It’s a sad day for the incoming American oligarchy 🥲
December 25, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Don’t forget, we C-Suite billionaires will paint all dissidents as terrorists, or malcontents.

Did you know the French Revolution was done by outsiders!!?? The shock and horror!! :O

Watch your ever-increasing subscription service media, let us rich folks decide what happens in the world around you
December 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
As typical, I expect you’ll not let any actual poors into that establishment.

Keep on with your merry distractions💕

Sincerely: all us billionaires 🤑🤑💰💰😏
December 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM