big dick energy
oops, poked himself in the eye
that might be too much
#haiku

Headlines for When Trump Dies:
- Art of the Dead
- TACO-BELL (Trump Always Chickens Out-Beyond Even Living Life)
- Trump executed, replaced by a robot clown
- White House physician deems Trump in excellent cognitive and physical health for a dead man

promised you a list
try not to eat these ones please
toxic mycology

Put down the dyed eggs
Let's rise up and roll a joint
What would Jesus do?

#haiku

Time to touch some grass
Open window, breathe the air
Defenestration

#haiku

Philly doesn't play
once I saw a grey pigeon
smoke a cigarette

Alas, poor Brandbert
The great dildo of karma
Was not lubed at all

Can't come to dinner.
My haiku, she is unwell.
I must tend to her