Shitposting Haiku
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Get a grip Princess
And be sure to use the Force
Hold my light saber
And be sure to use the Force
Hold my light saber
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Get a grip Princess
And be sure to use the Force
Hold my light saber
And be sure to use the Force
Hold my light saber
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I could use some sleep
But first a hot steaming whizz
On things I shouldn't
But first a hot steaming whizz
On things I shouldn't
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I could use some sleep
But first a hot steaming whizz
On things I shouldn't
But first a hot steaming whizz
On things I shouldn't
One hundred dollars
Sealed up in a junk food bag
And leave the Cheetos
Sealed up in a junk food bag
And leave the Cheetos
August 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
One hundred dollars
Sealed up in a junk food bag
And leave the Cheetos
Sealed up in a junk food bag
And leave the Cheetos
Those eyes have seen shit
He had me at the bent ear
Retired warrior
He had me at the bent ear
Retired warrior
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Those eyes have seen shit
He had me at the bent ear
Retired warrior
He had me at the bent ear
Retired warrior
It's twelve inches long
With a wide vibrating head
Test before purchase?
With a wide vibrating head
Test before purchase?
August 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's twelve inches long
With a wide vibrating head
Test before purchase?
With a wide vibrating head
Test before purchase?
August 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It was all so cool
Until he popped that wheelie
I wet my khakis
Until he popped that wheelie
I wet my khakis
August 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It was all so cool
Until he popped that wheelie
I wet my khakis
Until he popped that wheelie
I wet my khakis
July 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
July 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's 4th of July
The fireworks are in my pants
As I dust the crops
The fireworks are in my pants
As I dust the crops
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's 4th of July
The fireworks are in my pants
As I dust the crops
The fireworks are in my pants
As I dust the crops
July 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
June 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Shitposting Haiku
June 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
June 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fuck this and fuck that
Fuck you and fuck that red hat
Fuck your gold phone too
Fuck you and fuck that red hat
Fuck your gold phone too
June 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fuck this and fuck that
Fuck you and fuck that red hat
Fuck your gold phone too
Fuck you and fuck that red hat
Fuck your gold phone too
June 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
June 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
June 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
June 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ray of light shines through
A camel toe is sighted
God! check out dat gap
A camel toe is sighted
God! check out dat gap
June 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ray of light shines through
A camel toe is sighted
God! check out dat gap
A camel toe is sighted
God! check out dat gap
June 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
June 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
June 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM