Shit Ops Says
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Hilarious shit overheard from burnt-out sysadmins, cloud engineers, "DevOps Engineers", Site Reliability Engineers, Platform Engineers, and whatever dumb job title $TECHCORP cons us into.
Formerly on X/Twitter.
Warning: swears abound. 🤬
Formerly on X/Twitter.
Warning: swears abound. 🤬
There's a Super Secret Way that requires gang signs, a few Hail $TECH_BILLIONAIREs, and making a pentagram out of Sweet Baby Rays
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There's a Super Secret Way that requires gang signs, a few Hail $TECH_BILLIONAIREs, and making a pentagram out of Sweet Baby Rays
Does the Rapture run on UTC?
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Does the Rapture run on UTC?
I’m waiting for the first postmortem that says 'oops, I listened to Anthropic and now we don’t have a company anymore'
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m waiting for the first postmortem that says 'oops, I listened to Anthropic and now we don’t have a company anymore'
grep 'ship$' /usr/share/dict/words | sed 's/ship/shit/g' # you're welcome
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
grep 'ship$' /usr/share/dict/words | sed 's/ship/shit/g' # you're welcome
at this point I'm only hearing "leadershit"
very little leading, a whole lot of shit
very little leading, a whole lot of shit
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
at this point I'm only hearing "leadershit"
very little leading, a whole lot of shit
very little leading, a whole lot of shit
op1@lappy~$ aprod
perhaps see a therapist
op1@lappy~$
perhaps see a therapist
op1@lappy~$
May 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
op1@lappy~$ aprod
perhaps see a therapist
op1@lappy~$
perhaps see a therapist
op1@lappy~$
we are all oncall-ogists
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
we are all oncall-ogists
appreciate the honesty
April 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
appreciate the honesty
Imagine if kubernetes admissions webhook controllers were called pod stems
April 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Imagine if kubernetes admissions webhook controllers were called pod stems
The path to good logging is paved with the frustration of being an admin
April 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The path to good logging is paved with the frustration of being an admin
FUCK I LOVE STRACE!!!
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
FUCK I LOVE STRACE!!!
Stay indoors, damn. Never leave. Hoard toilet paper. Buy Kirkland whiskey in 3 liter bottles
February 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Stay indoors, damn. Never leave. Hoard toilet paper. Buy Kirkland whiskey in 3 liter bottles
"I'm not bad at this job, this job is bad at me"
February 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"I'm not bad at this job, this job is bad at me"
eng1: I mean, I'd settle for a "get your crown chakra out of your root chakra" plan
February 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
eng1: I mean, I'd settle for a "get your crown chakra out of your root chakra" plan
eng1: dear self, it's localhost, not localhots
eng1: very different, not work appropriate
eng1: very different, not work appropriate
February 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
eng1: dear self, it's localhost, not localhots
eng1: very different, not work appropriate
eng1: very different, not work appropriate
Hahahaha it's always a Jenkins box
January 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hahahaha it's always a Jenkins box
WE HAVE AI-POWERED GARBAGE TRUCKS, LET'S LAY OFF ALL THE SANITATION WORKERS
January 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
WE HAVE AI-POWERED GARBAGE TRUCKS, LET'S LAY OFF ALL THE SANITATION WORKERS
Reposted by Shit Ops Says
Wait.
Someone, somewhere, approved pushing a software update to live on December 24th?
Is that even legal? It seems like it should be a crime. It's definitely a moral offense. It's very nearly a sin against God.
Someone, somewhere, approved pushing a software update to live on December 24th?
Is that even legal? It seems like it should be a crime. It's definitely a moral offense. It's very nearly a sin against God.
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Wait.
Someone, somewhere, approved pushing a software update to live on December 24th?
Is that even legal? It seems like it should be a crime. It's definitely a moral offense. It's very nearly a sin against God.
Someone, somewhere, approved pushing a software update to live on December 24th?
Is that even legal? It seems like it should be a crime. It's definitely a moral offense. It's very nearly a sin against God.
