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Hilarious shit overheard from burnt-out sysadmins, cloud engineers, "DevOps Engineers", Site Reliability Engineers, Platform Engineers, and whatever dumb job title $TECHCORP cons us into.

Formerly on X/Twitter.

Warning: swears abound. 🤬
August 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we are all oncall-ogists
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
appreciate the honesty
April 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
WE HAVE AI-POWERED GARBAGE TRUCKS, LET'S LAY OFF ALL THE SANITATION WORKERS
January 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
really now
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
WTAF 🤮
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Migration from X complete. Back to your regularly scheduled memes.
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