Shit Ops Says
@shitopssays.bsky.social
Hilarious shit overheard from burnt-out sysadmins, cloud engineers, "DevOps Engineers", Site Reliability Engineers, Platform Engineers, and whatever dumb job title $TECHCORP cons us into.
Formerly on X/Twitter.
Warning: swears abound. 🤬
Formerly on X/Twitter.
Warning: swears abound. 🤬
"But about that day, hour, or Unix locale no one knows, not even the engineers in heaven, nor the CISO, but only root, UID 0."
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"But about that day, hour, or Unix locale no one knows, not even the engineers in heaven, nor the CISO, but only root, UID 0."
user: how do i get all the aws lambda functions running EOL versions of nodejs?
helpful ai assistant: [source code to terminate-aws-account-and-go-to-the-pub.sh]
helpful ai assistant: [source code to terminate-aws-account-and-go-to-the-pub.sh]
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
user: how do i get all the aws lambda functions running EOL versions of nodejs?
helpful ai assistant: [source code to terminate-aws-account-and-go-to-the-pub.sh]
helpful ai assistant: [source code to terminate-aws-account-and-go-to-the-pub.sh]
FEDRAMP wasn't a suggestion 🔪
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
FEDRAMP wasn't a suggestion 🔪
op1: in the case of HTTP-based localhots, just make sure you're giving the right headers
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
op1: in the case of HTTP-based localhots, just make sure you're giving the right headers