Small Bertha
@shit1999.bsky.social
she / her
pfp: my skeletal hand and unmanicured fingers
bg: an abandoned unfinished house in a field with cattle
pfp: my skeletal hand and unmanicured fingers
bg: an abandoned unfinished house in a field with cattle
Having a deep desire to live in an idealized version of France. 🇫🇷
But since I can't live in France, I can cosplay as a French stereotype. Natural hair, a bit grumpy, ironed clothes, heels sometimes, gesticulations, "pfff", luxurious pastries, book on the train, deep conversations. 🇫🇷
But since I can't live in France, I can cosplay as a French stereotype. Natural hair, a bit grumpy, ironed clothes, heels sometimes, gesticulations, "pfff", luxurious pastries, book on the train, deep conversations. 🇫🇷
June 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Having a deep desire to live in an idealized version of France. 🇫🇷
But since I can't live in France, I can cosplay as a French stereotype. Natural hair, a bit grumpy, ironed clothes, heels sometimes, gesticulations, "pfff", luxurious pastries, book on the train, deep conversations. 🇫🇷
But since I can't live in France, I can cosplay as a French stereotype. Natural hair, a bit grumpy, ironed clothes, heels sometimes, gesticulations, "pfff", luxurious pastries, book on the train, deep conversations. 🇫🇷
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Dr Dugan (CDC Flu Division): 250 pediatric flu deaths reported in 2024-25. This is highest # in any non pandemic season since reporting began in 2004. 42% did not have high risk medical condition.
June 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dr Dugan (CDC Flu Division): 250 pediatric flu deaths reported in 2024-25. This is highest # in any non pandemic season since reporting began in 2004. 42% did not have high risk medical condition.
Ok, so the problem with the "butter yellow" trend, is that yes the dress looks good with my skin tone, but I come home and see it matched my tea-drinker teeth EXACTLY.
June 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ok, so the problem with the "butter yellow" trend, is that yes the dress looks good with my skin tone, but I come home and see it matched my tea-drinker teeth EXACTLY.
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We're all here because We're doing so good mentally
June 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We're all here because We're doing so good mentally
Want to put JD Vance in the coin/pog making machine from Zork Grand Inquisitor. Beburtt his ass too.
June 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Want to put JD Vance in the coin/pog making machine from Zork Grand Inquisitor. Beburtt his ass too.
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Aye, If you are taking any SSRIs:
Fluoxetine (Prozac), Sertraline (Zoloft), Paroxetine (Paxil), Citalopram (Celexa), & Escitalopram (Lexapro)…
You have an increased risk of heat rash, heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.
Especially if you are neurodivergent & struggle with Interoception.
Fluoxetine (Prozac), Sertraline (Zoloft), Paroxetine (Paxil), Citalopram (Celexa), & Escitalopram (Lexapro)…
You have an increased risk of heat rash, heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.
Especially if you are neurodivergent & struggle with Interoception.
June 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Aye, If you are taking any SSRIs:
Fluoxetine (Prozac), Sertraline (Zoloft), Paroxetine (Paxil), Citalopram (Celexa), & Escitalopram (Lexapro)…
You have an increased risk of heat rash, heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.
Especially if you are neurodivergent & struggle with Interoception.
Fluoxetine (Prozac), Sertraline (Zoloft), Paroxetine (Paxil), Citalopram (Celexa), & Escitalopram (Lexapro)…
You have an increased risk of heat rash, heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.
Especially if you are neurodivergent & struggle with Interoception.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Not a single filter made this look good, but I made mole. It took weeks to gather the ingredients, and all day to make, and it tasted OK.
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Not a single filter made this look good, but I made mole. It took weeks to gather the ingredients, and all day to make, and it tasted OK.
Wanna put JK Rowling in one of those little round rafts (coracle?) and send her down a river into the ocean. She can have a hat and a granola bar but not a paddle.
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wanna put JK Rowling in one of those little round rafts (coracle?) and send her down a river into the ocean. She can have a hat and a granola bar but not a paddle.
How are everyone's Mexican jumping beans doing?
June 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
How are everyone's Mexican jumping beans doing?
We should give babies a flashy gold ring as soon as they're born
June 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We should give babies a flashy gold ring as soon as they're born
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Mike’s Hard Rock Cafe
June 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Mike’s Hard Rock Cafe
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This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
Grandmother goes to sleep. pp
June 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Grandmother goes to sleep. pp
This one feels SO GOOD
Yoga For Neck, Shoulders, Upper Back | 10-Minute Yoga Quickie
YouTube video by Yoga With Adriene
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This one feels SO GOOD
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I head to court in two months to face off with my rap*st. This is the actual jury trial, and I’ve already spent a lot in traveling and I’m pursuing justice. Just throwing this into the universe. A re-share would mean the world. gofund.me/869834ef
Donate to Help Kaitlin Seek Justice and Healing, organized by Kaitlin Kal Lee
Hi. My name is Kaitlin. Two years ago I went through the most traumatic events o… Kaitlin Kal Lee needs your support for Help Kaitlin Seek Justice and Healing
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I head to court in two months to face off with my rap*st. This is the actual jury trial, and I’ve already spent a lot in traveling and I’m pursuing justice. Just throwing this into the universe. A re-share would mean the world. gofund.me/869834ef
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People that love you, care about how they make you feel.
The end.
The end.
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
People that love you, care about how they make you feel.
The end.
The end.
Very little idea what's going on in my patio garden.
June 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Very little idea what's going on in my patio garden.
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here are a couple more photographs of the pathetic trump supporter who was hopelessly shouting "you are the minority!" all by himself from within the vegetation
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
here are a couple more photographs of the pathetic trump supporter who was hopelessly shouting "you are the minority!" all by himself from within the vegetation
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Quilt Dream.
My latest embroidery piece (30cm×30cm or 12"×12") for an international collaborative exhibition called "The Dream Map," to be shown in
Melbourne, Boston & Scotland.
My latest embroidery piece (30cm×30cm or 12"×12") for an international collaborative exhibition called "The Dream Map," to be shown in
Melbourne, Boston & Scotland.
June 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Quilt Dream.
My latest embroidery piece (30cm×30cm or 12"×12") for an international collaborative exhibition called "The Dream Map," to be shown in
Melbourne, Boston & Scotland.
My latest embroidery piece (30cm×30cm or 12"×12") for an international collaborative exhibition called "The Dream Map," to be shown in
Melbourne, Boston & Scotland.
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People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse
June 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse