Lory Birch
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Lory Birch
@sheylavoss.bsky.social
Luda!
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Happy Hump Day

Let’s get this dread.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
From a Libra: is the truth slander?
Zodiac signs as Thanksgiving dishes. 🦃

Which one are you, and do you feel it fits? 👀

It's Libra ♎ for me, and yes it most certainly does. 🙂‍↕️
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Christmas season will be here before you know it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
YES!!
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s time to sue!
An 11-year-old Michigan boy was expelled from school for a year after he took a gun away from a classmate, disarmed and disassembled it, according to his mother

He’s now enrolled in a non-accredited online program as he tries to keep up
11-Year-Old Expelled After Taking Gun Away from Classmate, Friend Says He 'Acted Out of Courage and Compassion'
The mother of a Michigan elementary school student is speaking out after her 11-year-old son was expelled for taking a gun away from a classmate. Savitra McClurkin said her son was expelled after admi...
people.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There are more Jack Donaghys in this world than we thought.
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Because I’m still upset about “Rap Sh!t” there was so much more great story to tell.
HBO doesn't like black people
August 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Two for one!
July 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When I worked in one and TO THIS DAY.
July 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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“It is what it is,” is an absolutely infuriating statement when it didn’t have to be. Actually.

A person fcuks up, but won’t own it, so they excuse it away with that banal BS.

Can’t stand it.
June 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I am being targeted. “Sweet meat” as my great grandmother would call it.😩
What mosquito snuck in here and bit me on my ankle just now. Tf
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I look extremely better in person
Even pictures don’t do people justice. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
June 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
May 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Air Purifier.
May 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Happy May the 4th day to the rest of my Star Wars brothers and sisters.

May the Force be with us all.
The Book Of Boba Fett Ahsoka Tano GIF
ALT: The Book Of Boba Fett Ahsoka Tano GIF
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This why learning to enjoy your own company and self-soothe is so important. Her poor seat mates.
Unpopular opinion: I know it's cool to wear your earbuds and carry a book while pasting a disinterested, don't-talk-to-me expression on your face, but I like to talk to the person sitting beside me on airplanes. I liked it when we were willing to be inconvenienced by strangers.
April 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
WOW, Law the GOAT.
Little something about me, I LOVE visually stunning images. Especially of Black people. I knew I was in for a treat when they announced Black Dandyism as the theme for this year’s Met Gala.

What Vogue and GQ have done with their May Met Gala collaboration issues made my whole morning!! 🧵
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is what we call a classic Gail Bear trap. Unique because as soon as you think of responding she’s got your foot!!
What’s a Deadpool
They really nail the whimsical murder vibe for me, but I’m also a Deadpool fan so take it with a grain of salt
March 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Let’s gooooo…ate down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And you have to watch that 5 epi again anyway bc you were part delirious😭
Me: I'm going to sleep early tonight!
Me (6 hours later)...
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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ngl i cant hear without my glasses 😭
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
True shock.
Bey - short version
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Everything”
What is YOUR Mary J Blige song?
January 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM