Slum Beautiful
@thejazzybelle.blacksky.app
Amateur Whimsical Skedaddler. Sweet, sticky thang. You must handle me with care.
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I love the way it feels over here. The newness of it is one thing…. But also, we’re older now. We know from either experience or observation how not to fall into the trappings of social media that can make it feel heavy, awkward, and burdensome. More than anything, I hope this sense of levity lasts.
The Football Gods hate me. It’s me. I’m the drama.
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The Football Gods hate me. It’s me. I’m the drama.
WHAT IF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!?! 😩
What if Josh Allen throws a pick 6 here
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
WHAT IF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!?! 😩
GAHTDAMNIT!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
GAHTDAMNIT!!!!!
My wife has been on the other side of the world for two weeks and gets home tomorrow. I’m finna live in her skin all weekend.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My wife has been on the other side of the world for two weeks and gets home tomorrow. I’m finna live in her skin all weekend.
It sounds like music. Especially if you say it right.
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It sounds like music. Especially if you say it right.
Today was rough, but the Renaissance Orchestra is in my near future. 🙌🏾
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Today was rough, but the Renaissance Orchestra is in my near future. 🙌🏾
Yeah, they snapped twice. Four times, to be honest.
Love my whole name, my parents ate that one thing
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Yeah, they snapped twice. Four times, to be honest.
I’m finna be like those Beyoncé COME TO BRAZIL!!!! people with Mike Tomlin.
COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!
COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m finna be like those Beyoncé COME TO BRAZIL!!!! people with Mike Tomlin.
COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!
COME TO ATLANTA!!!!!
Maybe I *AM* super churchy cause Baby…. Druski ain’t never made me laugh. But that megachurch skit had me HOWLING.
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Maybe I *AM* super churchy cause Baby…. Druski ain’t never made me laugh. But that megachurch skit had me HOWLING.
😂😂😂😂
Alt text is crazy lmao
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
😂😂😂😂
I’m disgusted. CHRIS LUVA LUVA WOULD NEVER!!!!!!!!
Where is Poon Daddy?!?
Where is Poon Daddy?!?
Not surprised by Nelly but Luda?!
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I’m disgusted. CHRIS LUVA LUVA WOULD NEVER!!!!!!!!
Where is Poon Daddy?!?
Where is Poon Daddy?!?
Karen Fraudgers OUTTA HERE.
We’re all winners.
We’re all winners.
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Karen Fraudgers OUTTA HERE.
We’re all winners.
We’re all winners.
What the fuck is financial celibacy?
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
What the fuck is financial celibacy?
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
What the fuck is financial celibacy?
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
What the fuck is financial celibacy?
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
Y’all just be throwing words together. SMH.
Question/Poll:
Did you take a birthday card to the last birthday party you attended?
Did you take a birthday card to the last birthday party you attended?
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Question/Poll:
Did you take a birthday card to the last birthday party you attended?
Did you take a birthday card to the last birthday party you attended?
CONGRATULATIONS TEYANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
CONGRATULATIONS TEYANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really hate Kyle Shanahan. To my core. I hate when good things happened to him.
I need to start praying harder on this nigga’s downfall. SMH.
I need to start praying harder on this nigga’s downfall. SMH.
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I really hate Kyle Shanahan. To my core. I hate when good things happened to him.
I need to start praying harder on this nigga’s downfall. SMH.
I need to start praying harder on this nigga’s downfall. SMH.
I bind this to the depths of hell where it belongs!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I bind this to the depths of hell where it belongs!!!!!!
(A ten fucking yard rush push is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂)
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
(A ten fucking yard rush push is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂)
My Bills/Seahawks Super Bowl dream remains alive. GET MY WHITE CAM NEWTON THE RING HE DESERVES!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My Bills/Seahawks Super Bowl dream remains alive. GET MY WHITE CAM NEWTON THE RING HE DESERVES!!!!!
WILD CARD WEEKEND IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
WILD CARD WEEKEND IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!!!!
BITCH FOOTBALL YOU BITCH!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
BITCH FOOTBALL YOU BITCH!!!!!!