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#TwoNames
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👩🏾‍🏫 | yes, I laugh at everything |🌹
How can a government department that doesn’t exist because they decided that they don’t also decide that certain degrees are not professional?
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My ex asked me “are you good?? You taking care of yourself?” After seeing me for the first time since we broke up. He then talks more about how we’re in our 30s and we have to take better care of ourselves and our health and eat better …. Is this nigga calling me fat or I’m buggin?
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Emily Gilmore walked up to her granddaughter’s boyfriend’s mama at a public event and said “I knew you when you were sucking dick for lunch money before that man married you, you broke bitch. Don’t ever speak on my family’s name.”

25 years later & Gilmore Girls is still iconic.
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Realistically women ain’t asking you mfs to be perfect… be normal and put forth real effort fuck nigga… it’s not hard not being a piece of shit
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I'm already asking people what they want for christmas let's get this shit out of the way
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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If it would be tone deaf and inappropriate to get married at Auschwitz or a 9/11 memorial, why is it acceptable to get married at a plantation? And more so, WHY would you want to?
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Honestly yeah. Im terrified of what is happening and I need a break
Best time to turn everything off and pray.
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me going into work next week….
I’m going to dilly dally today at work
October 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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To whoever screamed “LOOK! IT’S SENATOR WHAT’S HER FACE!” at the State Fair, I hope you have an incredible day 😂
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Working in the public school system radicalized me fr. There MUST be change or society will collapse. It’s getting dangerously close to the question of “when” instead of “unless”
August 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I just wanna walk around topless, eat fruit, experience amazing art/culture, laugh, and be at peace!! 😭😭
August 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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drop your best book recs 📚💙
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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😭😭😭
May 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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If you really want to know the state of the economy, look at Waffle House cutting dining room hours.
the republic has fallen
May 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Omg it’s been such a long day, I can’t wait to sit down and relax and start this lovely looking book about this community of bunny rabbits aaaand I’m absolutely devastated
April 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If anyone knows how to get a damn library job…pls let a sister know. Jeez
April 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Growth is realizing that protecting your peace is worth more than proving a point.
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow not I reposted this 😭 #well
How I truly feel about my job 🖕🏾
March 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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when you ask chatgpt to render a picture of a waterfall it's literally using water
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Media is so overwhelming
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Me, teaching: “So, you see, the law is actually just ✨vibes✨”
January 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Y’all can really keep winter after Christmas. This snow and cold is no longer cute …. 😭
January 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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A new tattoo is calling my name
January 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM