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If you read my post, imagine The Deep said it. it'll make more sense then

I like any game with a guy with a BIG sword. I'm a simple woman

you GOTTA follow me. 🔫

she/her

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Pinned
throw me under the bus, and i'll simply bench it...
you can tell if a linear molecule is non polar if the dipole moments frot
September 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
just saw a European cough into her open hand
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
me at the end of this AI craze:

"that journey was.... mid... 😔"
August 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
crazy that summer classes in college make you feel like a poor loser and fall classes make you feel like a learning pilled student maxxer
August 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Saying these guys are cute so we shouldn't eat them is like saying the butterfly is scary because of the face on its wings. Don't fall for the markings.
August 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
did you know theres really great fetish art of our last two presidents stealing money from the IRS to buy air pumps and blow each other up like big ol balloons?

If you're interested, Google "biden trump economic inflation"
August 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the symbolism of lighting someone's cigarette with a lighter is one of loathing. but to light with a match comes from a place of love
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
pips is maybe the most goated NYT game yet
August 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
my biggest qualm with kill shelters is that nobody gets to eat that meat
August 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
selecting a college as an adult is weird. do I go to the nice university and deal with stem losers who think they're better than everyone, or do I go to the school where I definitely won't feel tempted to beat a teenager to a bloody pulp?
August 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is the only thing news should be for
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
nailed it
August 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I want to be a top tier poster but sadly the only things I post that get any likes are replies dunking on libs
August 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I thought this was the Detroit font
i think if they’re just straight up using the nazi fonts and stuff we can skip the rest of the big umberto eco list
August 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
did you know that scientists discovered that the dirtiest room in your house is actually the one I've secretly been sleeping in for the last month?
August 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Can't wait to tell my daughter's robot boyfriend about how I threw a tamagotchi into the lake just to know it suffered
August 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Workshopping some slurs for robots:

green-sheet

wafer-brain

sub board

Screw-Loosie

Plugboard

Switchboard

Skinbot

Pocket pal
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
can someone explain why the 1700s are the 18th century i am so confused
August 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I love having a Shazam button on my phone. whenever I hear a song I dont know, I press the button and become a washed-up anti-vaxxer
August 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
officer ask me if I sped. yeah bro im retarded as FUCK
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I decided to write down every script – for stage and screen – I have storyboarded and ready to write.

It's 7 of them. I'm never gonna finish a fuckin script again bro.
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
throwback to that one time a cast member said "you're a fuckin JEW?!" to me when I said I don't really eat pork.

It was funny enough that I didnt fire her and it was also literal hours after we opened.
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can anything be manifested?

I want $50,000 I want $50,000 I will find $50,000 and it will be mine to use it will be in a briefcase on the side of the road I will find a large sum of money this Saturday and it will be legal and for keepsies
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
there are like a hundred million frames of Pedro Pascal in F4 why not just convert to pedro atmospheres at that point
August 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
bluesky is the worst social media until it gets the histamine guy
August 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM