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If you read my post, imagine The Deep said it. it'll make more sense then

I like any game with a guy with a BIG sword. I'm a simple woman

you GOTTA follow me. 🔫

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I only post good and funny stuff. Idk what to tell you hoss
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
oh cool. so things got better under biden?
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
dont sir me, bro. im literally so smarter. cats is great. you probably thought it was bad because it's gay, but the gays have been through so much.
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
eat shit. cats rocks.
August 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
are they not a west coast fruit?
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my spit
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
how did you get .gay

how. do I get .gay
August 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
USB c port is where the orange juice goes, actually.

zinc goes in the hard disk drive
August 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I didnt know Andy was paul and Scott's son

I am assuming Scott is the mother because he has such a kind energy and paul is a demon man who chews plenty of tobacco but raises his kids right. he knows how to raise em right
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the director of Resident Evil?
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
is that paul Tomas anderson
August 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
funny option: "guys, don't tell my girlfriend"

serious option: "I be banging and they're cool with it, so get on board or shut the fuck up"
August 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM