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sheetmulch.bsky.social
@sheetmulch.bsky.social
Thornbush, sometimes has roses.

50ish, she/her

Currently sick of everything including myself
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Btw bitcoin or AI jackoffs dont bother. Instablock for lazy greedy shit purveying.
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I'm hearing that The End Times (a short novel told in the form of a newspaper delivered over the course of a year) is printing its first edition today. You've still got a chance to sign yourself or a friend up with @badhandbooks.bsky.social right here : badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
The End Times by Benjamin Percy with Stephen King (Physical Subscription) — Bad Hand Books
FEATURED IN FANGORIA and FORBES : A YEAR OF EXPERIMENTAL STORYTELLING FOR ONE LOW PRICE. WE’VE EXPANDED OUR ORIGINAL PRINT RUN, BUT DO NOT WAIT TO BUY. Get ready for an immersive, seria...
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November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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One way to stop sex trafficking rings on private islands is to make sure no one has enough money to buy a private island
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Alternate eating PB&J and hot dogs lest you live too long.
there was a study a few years ago that said that eating PB&J can extend your life by 33 minutes the most of any other food on their list
and then I've got all these articles going "yes but ESPECIALLY with whole grain bread and ESPECIALLY with sugar free jelly" NO NO QUALIFIERS THE STUDY SAYS PB&J
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Juno of blessed memory, my only cat who didn't mind dress-up.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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there's an affirmative, joyful case for migration and immigration and if you're a leader you could make it pretty easily if you don't think in zero-sum terms or if you're not a weirdo bigot
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Shadows from the Walls of Death (1874) gathers real swaths of poisonous arsenic wallpaper sourced from stores across Michigan. Originally printed in a run of 100 copies, only 6 remain due to recipients fearfully destroying their copies: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kedzie-shadows
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The only reason not to go for cremation is missing out on all the bone time. A long stretch of skeleton time while you ever so slowly dissolve seems nice.

Changing my ranking to natural/eco burial #1 and cremation #2.
Anything involving a lot of coffin time tho is out. Shroud + dirt would be ideal.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Packing! Time to suddenly discover a burning need to bring clothes I never wear normally.
Started packing early so on the 2nd day hopefully sanity creeps in & I manage a sane edit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I don't even know how to access it and I will never learn. Do you go to a website? Download an app? Lick an electrical outlet? Don't know don't care
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Can't go this time* but I love my small city, could hear honking and people yelling from downtown for the protest for over 2 hours 😍

*about to start as caregiver for Dad's immune cell cancer treatment, hopefully to great result.
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What I picture when I think of a butterfly. 100 years, what's that in butterflies?
🦋 The butterflies of North America
Boston: Houghton, Mifflin, 1884-88 [v. 1, 1888]

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October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Here’s a list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love how I type bs in my browser and it opens bluesky my current bs delivery mechanism of choice.
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
God I hate when a big disruption to my routine is coming but not for a while. Constant anxiety for weeks. Most things I'm scared of I try to rush in and do, or avoid completely because the waiting for something I can't picture how it will go is just the most constant horrible feeling.
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm starting to think one of my (not so new now) coworker lacks theory of mind. She seems literally incapable of imagining what things she knows now that future person reading her notes will not.
It's not because she doesn't know them if you notice & ask for the missing info. So exhausting.
October 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My current most petty hatery thing is that I can't exclude a certain thriller author from my Hoopla suggestions.
Never read them on that platform or checked out from my library as I find their writing unreadably bad but my suggestion stay absolutely inundated.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Squirrels keep nibbling on the winter squash/pumpkiny guys so harvested most. Left a few that are near the house, fingers crossed they remain unchewed because they will be better with more time on the vine.
Prettt good crop considering I planted none of them, these are all the volunteers.
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Now starting every online recipe search by adding "Mark Bittman" to fairly reliably get one of his basic recipes, recipe searching is so bad.

Next step, move the microwave on top of the fridge & dig out my cookbooks (including his encyclopedic How to Cook Everything). Quicker and better result 😭
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well, my Disney/hulu vacation pause just became permanent.

Not buying this shit, both figuratively and literally.
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A thought I keep returning to — and that’s underscored by today’s news — is that a legacy publication or a deep-pocketed investor could hire an astonishing array of talent right now and make the best newspaper in America overnight.
Well, this is fucked up and depressing.
Rolling Stone fired Alan Sepinwall, Status’ Oliver Darcy reports. That’s probably the end of my subscription.
September 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM