Shazia Khan
shazia.bsky.social
Shazia Khan
@shazia.bsky.social
Aspiring breakdancer
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This just in
July 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nothing is certain but JD Vance and taxes
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Lol of course he did
April 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ah yes, up here we call it the 2024 Blue Jays Bullpen Effect
This looks like a "win probability" graph from a game where a team builds a huge lead then blows it in the last few seconds
April 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh good, I was starting to run low on breaking-news tariff alerts
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Been yelling “everything’s computer!” at my household objects all week, plz help
March 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Worst gaslighting of Toronto since those “Ohtani’s on a plane!” rumours
TTC staff are being re-deployed for potential July 2025 opening of Eglinton LRT
Even if Metrolinx hasn't shared any public updates through the Eglinton Crosstown LRT's social media pages for months now, crews are still working be…
www.blogto.com
March 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Same
March 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is my version of the Daniel Craig “ladies and gentlemen… The Weekend” post
Google has once again made enough money to continue operating for another quarter
February 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Y'know how they made that movie Zola about that one wild Twitter thread? I feel like this one deserves a Mike Schur-style NBC sitcom at the least
omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
January 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the... the what
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Put this on my tombstone
I'm fucking blasted and hanging out in the weirdest scene because history happened at a deeply inconvenient hour. so it goes.
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Whoa even all my fave ultra-niche meme accounts from years ago are showing up here, maybe you can go home again
The Substance (2024)
Dir. Coralie Fargeat
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Every new Trump appointment reads like a Woj bomb for the apocalypse
November 15, 2024 at 12:09 AM
The department of "efficiency" hired two bosses
BREAKING

President-elect Trump says that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will be formally leading the Department of Government Efficiency.

In his statement, Trump says: “I look forward to Elon and Vivek making changes to the Federal Bureaucracy.”
November 13, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Wait so now we’re really back to this one? *trudges*
November 12, 2024 at 12:12 AM
“I wonder if my high-school friends/coworkers from 10+ years ago think I’m dead” is something I actually wonder every time I remember about my personal feed
elder millennialhood is having a facebook profile wall with nothing but 14 years of happy birthday posts from people you haven't seen in over a decade
June 8, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Oh my goddddd
February 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Alright I officially need the FCC to look into this nonsense
MLB Rumors: Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Dodgers Agree to Record 12-Year, $325M Contract
Japanese superstar Yoshinobu Yamamoto is going to start his MLB career with the Los Angeles Dodgers on a 12-year, $325 million contract, as ESPN's Jeff Passan…
syndication.bleacherreport.com
December 22, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Linda bout to post the most banger dissociative comedy tweets yet
www.theverge.com/2023/11/29/2...
November 30, 2023 at 3:31 AM
“Pumpkin spice latte I don’t know her”
November 5, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Ohh, so THIS is where Weird Twitter and Sports Twitter went
November 1, 2023 at 10:12 PM