The Wemby jersey swap is awesome (via Spurs twitter.com/spurs/status...)

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

It sure has been a DOOZIE of week but from what I can tell YOU crushed it. Nice job! I hope you can relax this weekend. Buy yourself a present! Definitely take a nap. Be kind-that’s free and easy. I appreciate your friendship more than you know. Love you ❤️

Our Canadian correspondent had some border issues getting to the MAC title game.

okay let's just keep feeding him the puck there until it stops working
from @hockeyviz.com

The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies

trying to figure out a new social media…

This is Lucas. He has never worked a day in his life, but is taking a much needed vacation. 14/10

You can tell me that the #caps shooting% is unsustainable and I would believe you. But we turn the puck over convert our chances. So solid this season

Beautiful sunset at The Tidal Basin in Washington DC this evening 🌅 🍒 🍂
#sunset #cherryblossom #washingtondc @capitalweather.bsky.social

With all due respect to Matt Roy this year and Nick Jensen before that. Whenever I see a no.3 #Caps sweater I think it’s Tom Poti on the ice #rememberingsomeguys

Just mowed the grass for the last time this season. Big fan of running the blades over the leaves instead of bagging them for several reasons. It’s environmentally friends and helps give nutrients back to the soil… but mainly because I’m lazy and it saves me from hours of raking. #dadlife #protip