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RMNB guy
Year of hawk tuah
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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It’s a shame the other place died, because I had so many receipts to cash re: Tommy Dubs
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Vanbiesbrouck
🕯 FIRED 🕯
by Team USA
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December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If Robertson doesn’t make team USA I am rooting for Belarus
December 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Crazy game of poker by OAR
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I think Miracle On Ice did more long term harm than good. Amazing moment, but lessons learned were completely wrong, it was a one off miracle

"I am not looking for the best players; I am looking for the right ones"

Hey maybe try just taking the best ones. The right ones haven't worked in 45 years
Obviously @russohockey.bsky.social already has had the big well-reported story on the likely USA roster from earlier this month. But the feeling from talking to some Stars people is that Jason Robertson is still on the outside of the USA Olympic roster.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I had a 1987 ford country squire station wagon, dark blue with wood paneling, that was more dependable than the soda fountain at this chipotle
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
caps gotta make a trade
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
every tried explaining OAR's Crazy Game of Poker to someone who wasn't there to live through it?
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I feel like you can’t read any three consecutive pages of crusade history without thinking, what a bunch of vile losers
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
Why We Should All Be Worried About "Crusadercore"
This online trend equips young, White men with a historically bastardized visual lexicon — one that gives new credence and religious authority to far-right bigotry.
hyperallergic.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
matthew shaefer already has the poise of an experienced, 10-year veteran diver
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
can confirm dude, damn encompass.eku.edu/cgi/viewcont...
encompass.eku.edu
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Telling my kids this was heated rivalry
You know what, fuck it, posting this again to feel something
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hung Hams
Just to add that I love how this guy is wearing a hard hat... in case a ham falls on him and breaks his skull.

Maybe you think that's very unlikely... but the more time you spend in a cave full of hung hams, the more that probability approaches absolute certainty.
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don’t know what was wassailing is, but if anyone tries to wassail me, I will invoke the castle doctrine
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sad to report Pigpen will not playing upright bass at tonight’s recital as planned . he died of a staph infection on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
confirmed: SpottieOttieDopaliscious is a Christmas song
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I supported eartha kitt all the way up until the colonial resource extraction and labor exploitation that would be required for her to own the deed to a platinum mine
November 30, 2023 at 10:22 PM
A lot of playlists have a misunderstanding of what “traditional” Christmas music is
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the funniest team in the NHL
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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now here is a sentence for adults
July 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The internet isn’t fun anymore. Peaked with Vine.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One thing NHL coaches overlook, when they're in a slump, they should play the Leafs
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM