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Shawna Gawreluck
@shawnagawreluck.bsky.social
Muskite refugee, Transfusion Medicine Lab Ninja, collector of interesting people & useless facts. Curator of many loud opinions. Firm in the belief that profanity can never be excessive.
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The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes.

#uspoli
My Twitter account at one time had 16,000 followers

Odd how I never needed a VPN.

🤔
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Russia’s foreign policy mimics most drunken games of Risk.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by Shawna Gawreluck
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My dream job is to be the person who calls out the pickup order numbers at the Costco hotdog counter.

But only if I can aggressively heckle all the people who’ll wait 10 minutes for their food & then be completely oblivious when it’s ready.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sir, please inform your constituents that Trump blew that too.

#uspoli #Epstein
Rep. Jason Smith: "Epstein had been dead for years. It's not something I hear from people when I travel back home in Missouri. They care about the affordability crisis."
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Area woman discovers it doesn’t matter how you look, the internet will always find a way to shame you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A statement can be true yet wildly misleading

Inference & implication INTENDED to lead to misinterpretation

Politicians are masters at this

1000 “new” hospital beds & 3000 “new” teachers can be obtained while closing 1000 beds & 3000 teachers retiring

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s a good thing for Ghislaine Maxwell that Epstein is dead because Megyn Kelly’s auditioning hard to be his new enabling girlfriend

#epstein #uspoli
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Quick, someone ask Megyn if a 15 year old should be able to have an abortion without parental consent.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’ve used up all the bananas in my freezer.

The End is nigh
In other news, I’m almost caught up with my laundry, which is another sign of the apocalypse
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The American political class is so disconnected from voters that they don’t realize that regular folks are totally down with a giant pan partisan jail cell holding everyone involved with Epstein’s crimes.

#uspoli
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rats

Flee

Sinking

Ships
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Book of Revelations says that all will worship the Beast & given the internet just saved me from having to relearn the horrors of polynomial math to help my kid with their homework, I guess I’m all in with Great Satan.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I spilt flour on the kitchen floor, realized how slippery it was with my slippers, reminded me of my grandparents shuffleboard, pondering how shuffleboards disappeared & no one noticed & lost an hour of time

In case you’ve ever wondered how a person’s mind wanders on a long stretch of night shifts
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
But her emails.

Hillary’s marinating in a sea karmic bliss this morning

#uspoli #epstein #trump
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Man insisting he doesn’t need to reflect after divorce is usually the reason for the divorce.

Just sayin’

#cdnpoli
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Read

Just to fuck over The Man
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You know, we’d probably do better at solving the affordable housing crisis if we stopped pretending the solution is allowing a developer to buy an infill lot for $500k, demolishing the house, putting two or three smaller houses on it & then selling each one for $600k.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Our license plates should read The Land of Syphilis & Measles”

The New York Times 👇
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This may sound cold & callous.

But the government shut down in the States is the direct result of the legislative Left no longer protecting the voters on Right from the ramifications their choices.

I’m curious to see if those voters see the link.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me side eyeing my phone when I forget a password, change a password & then it requires me to enter in the new password before it will accept my face scan ID

Web security designer person, I may forget the letters, cases, numbers & symbols you require but I definitely didn’t forget a face transplant
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by Shawna Gawreluck
In her memoir “Nobody’s girl,” Virginia Giuffre explicitly stated that she gave the FBI a list of names of Epstein’s clients that abused her. Why is the American media not asking Kash Patel where those names are? #uspol
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An expression we use in lab is “shits & giggles” testing. Meaning the result is either already known, absolutely irrelevant to patient care or the doc literally has no idea what’s wrong so they’ve ordered everything on the test menu.

This is the pinnacle of shits & giggles testing.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Shawna Gawreluck
Order in council dropped late this afternoon that rescinds the previous gift policy for UCP premier's and ministers' staff. But does this mean the premier and ministers can still accept Skybox tickets and other expensive freebies?
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Given the UCP has proven they don’t negotiate in good faith and

Given the negotiations with AHS, LPNs, Lab & Covenant are either being slow boated or awaiting a strike vote

Why not have members of ALL THESE vote on the current offer &/or strike vote & we could have 100k on LEGAL strike in 2 weeks.
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM